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Sorry to hear this buck... Hope it passes quickly without too much more pain.

 

Been there, done that. Took an hour to be seen in the ER.

It moved to my bladder for 2 weeks before it decided to peter out. Actually, coming out wasn't that bad. Uncomfortable be not nearly as painful as it was in my kidney. Good luck.

 

Peter out ! Lmao

 

They took me in right away because my blood pressure was so high.

 

Home! Bout time fer a nap

 

Damn, Dennis! Sorry to hear this. My step dad would get them regularly. He was miserable but passing wasn’t always bad. Hopefully that will be your experience also!

 

right outta high school, when i was a tuff guy, dat shit kicked my ass, never passed all of it, filled 1 of those cocaine bottles (brown glass black top) with bone material, sent me to Walter Reed after removal, and found out i had a hyper parathyroid gland that was removed.. git the fuck OFF that fentanyl, that shit is HIGHLY addictive....and good luck sir!!






















(hunting yer stand next Saturday? askin for a friend }

 

No

 

might start the series one. Heard it was good also

 

I’ve had one before. They hurt like hell. But when it passed I didn’t even notice. Hopefully it goes good for you.

 

And it is . Enjoy!

 

The old shit and runs!

 

Let me explain... First: You need to make sure you have some form of entertainment, whether be a phone, newspaper or paperclip. Second: ambient noise is recommended but not necessary, as the sounds of Slayer will most certainly provide the right mood for what's about to happen. Third: The correct squatting position is of the utmost importance otherwise the whole endeavor is for naught, as the frequency of wipes will increase as well as duration of stay in the facilities. Optional: vocalization of pain and agony as you realize Taco Tuesday's and Thirsty Thursday's should be more than one day apart and you made a grave error combining them into Thraco Thuersday

Edit:
CrippledHo's TP Tip: make sure to check for adequate supply of butt pamphlets before progressing to phase three as this may cause delays, extended stay on the throne and a dilemma i like to call the "Dooty Dilemma": choosing between leaving the safety and security of your current stall to explore possible options of tp in another vacant stall or sacrificing your hand for the not-so-greater-good

 

Everybody is your favorite!

That's a nice looking crankbait there, but I aint seeing no hooks

Good luck!!

That has to suck

 

I gonna go start a big ol fire in my backyard. Hopefully it stays there

Have a great day!!

 

Ohh i see how it is !! Just as I was about to hook ya up wif a super terrific stupidly stupendous hog of *#%@&

 

Dat wind is horrible! Feeschin wif lite sheet

 

I already told you, you’re my forever favorite!!