Whatever

makes no sense to me at all

 

Santa’s wife mrs. Claus can read the weather..

She went out side and looked up pointed and said “ Rein……… deer!”

 

Ooooo that kind right there.

 

hang in dair

 

Gunna be using sum of dis rite dair fer dinner

 

About 400 or so of my posts are from the day or days they took Whatever out of the Dumbgeon. I was so proud to keep it below the 100 mark prior to that. Now I could care less

 

Or the Russian named Rudolph who looked outside and said “it’s raining”
His wife looked and said “No it’s sleeting”
“Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear”

 

Stealing my thunder

 

Needs the bottom knocked out

 

So, I crawled into bed last night.
She said “You’re drunk”
I said “How did you know?”
She said “Because you live next door”

 

Yeah. Get them all in one place away from me.