Whatever

I think I’d rather wear the Hey Dude over the crocs . At least the dudes look like shoes. But for now I’ll wear neither

 

You “guys” are so touchy aboot your slippers.

 

I took an oath, sworn to protect thyn Hey Dudes.

 

Left over gumbo before werk.

 

More like YUM-BO!!

 

Eet really gewd too days after!

 

I am an amateur dream interpreter. I’ll give this one a shot. This is a classic example of a man who wears silly fad shoes. You went to the strip club to try and convince yourself that you are a man and you still like girls. Sleeping in the company car (that you used to have) is reminiscent of the self respect (that you used to have). Your superiors were grilling you about how could you sleep through your manhood being stripped away from you by your choice in “shoes”. Can silly shoes really do this to a man? I dunno because I wear crocs.

 

Awww yee. Workin another Saturdeee

 

Compromise right dair

 

They smashed and grabbed the HD by my house last night. Took ALL the hammers and crow bars, threatened customers that tried to stop them. Is on the news.

 

So let me wrap my head around this. They go into the hardware department and decide; amongst all drills and other small, expensive items, to steal hammers and crowbars? Fuck, let em have them

 

They haint gonna do honest work with that choice of tools.

 

Called out the new guy/idiot on his lies and bs and he stuck to his story no matter how many holes I shot into it. I'll admit he's stubborn but his efforts are misguided.

 

I think they took the hammers and crowbars so they can steal all the Hey Dudes.

 

Thank you. No weight on it, not a big deer by any means; guy I gave it to doesn't care tho.

The hammers and crowbars were used to break back out of there.