For Stock Rigs Only

Mornin' John

 

You too heavy hauler

 

I done been a giddyin' up for a while now this mornin'

 

I think the Depends go on the inside of your pants.

 

Mornin sir

 

Morning Bill

Trying to work up some motivation. Laid around all day yesterday doing nothing, but I did put on pants! I really need to get crackin' on the Talon, but ehhhhh....

 

I guess my tee shirt offends you ?
And I don’t wear depends..
























Yet

 

That's a plus considering you were sitting on the front porch most of the day.

 

Yea no, it was fuggin' cold yesterday, as is today!

 

Thunder shrinkage? Maybe that's why no one called the police the other day.

 

I’ll tell you, those UPS guys might be under the gun. One just went by and he had that sucker right to the carpet. I guess Dale Jarrett told him how to race the truck.

 

That's a name I haven't heard in a while.

We still have an "88" crock pot somewhere around here...

 

Must be related to the guy that does our route

 

I followed our old FedEx guy up and down the mountain one time, and I knew it was loaded. Fucker was hauling ass going up, and doing about 75mph on the way down. I know the guy so I had to bust his balls about now I know why my packages are all messed up