1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Yeaa. I know

 

They want to live fantastic lives

 

Freakin ridiculous

 

Whelp I'm shadow banned on Facebook already. Too many spicy comments I guess

 

Maybe you don’t love sweet baby rays enough
https://twitter.com/dildog/status/1465127104559951873?s=21

 

I mean I have 4 bottles in my pantry so we can rule that one out

 

That song is from 1987, more than 20 years haha

 

sadly yes

 

Stahp, I feel old enough already

 

Might not look like a lot but that rack and little hanger system is gonna make a lot of room usually stolen by soft goods.

 

How many body pillows can one man have?

 

Uhh, they're called Dakimakuras, thank you.... And never enough

 

Size matters

 

You know, you don't have to do all that much to it I'll take it as is already

 

She’s 5 hours away

 

She’s 5” less

 

Because you're a CAVEMAN that has no idea what she really wants to hear

 

Driving a couple hours for work tomorrow. Went to checkout a vehicle and the damn TrailBlazer was missing from the keybox. Just a row of 2015 Ford Explorers. Kill me.

 

I once offended a Canadian chick I was talking to on WhatsApp by joking that she got her news from Buzzfeed, and that got me the silent treatment for 2 weeks