Ontario BS Thread

Yes not quite sure my self...which ever way I go as far as direct replace goes is inexpensive and seems to be no problem with availability.
Just have to make sure there is room for the flag mount!! Lol

 

Where do you list one's expertise managing front-end transactions for a billion-dollar multinational? (i.e. "Would you like fries with that?")

 

Right after being the floor cleaning manager position

 

Reminds me of a university classmate that got an internship at the water treatment plant - "junior sewage analyst"

 

Thanks guys after 20 something years it's been a while since I've looked for a job.

 

Pretty badass FJ I saw today

 

I'm in the same boat. I've seen some pretty weird job postings, crossover functions, and compensation offerings since I started looking.

 

"Says here on your resume that you were a "Desel Fitter" for the Wonder Bra corporation, did you work on their trucks in the maintenance department?"

" No. When the customer would come into the store and they did not know their size, I would hold up a bra and say Desel Fitter"

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"Says here on your resume you were recommended for an Astronaut program?"

"Yeah, my boss said I would be a good study for an Astronaut because I was always taking up space"

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"I know my resume make me look like I am over trained for this position, with all the courses I took, but you don't have to worry because I wasn't paying attention in them anyways"

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"My resume lists all the things I never want to do again"
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"I see a 4 year gap here on your resume, can you explain that?"

"Yes, I went to Yale"

"Excellent your hired"

"Woo Hooo, I really needed this Yob!"
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" Says here that you were rated #1 in customer satisfaction 3 years in a row, but you didn't list the company name"

" The Bunny Ranch"

 

Apparently FJs roll easily

 

FACT: anything that is not pickup truck rolls easy, unless it's a pick up truck with 12" lift

 

I think you missed the implication, lulz

 

Short wheelbase and beefy roof rack don't help, either

Same location, different angle, different FJ:

https://youtu.be/cDGdbJk_vFw?t=50

 

Well that's a bad day.
Sooooooooo. Fjs roll on their sides and tacos on their roo......nevermind

 

Love FJ's. Had a conversation with a girl the other day at traffic lights. We both dropped the windows and said how much we loved each others trucks. I was about to give her THE CARD but light turned green and she left. Just like that she was gone.

 

Wappen? Ya bust your driveshaft?

 

Can be taken in so many ways...snicker

 

I was about to.

 

Does this dirt make my dents look big?