Whatever

Well the third offense they locked me in a cage and a guy tried to lure me with his banana

 

Ahh sheeit. There's a few, but I guess we can talk about crystalnaucht. Twas when we were about 21 I think and my buddy wanted to have this girl over to celebrate her birthday, as he had a "thing" for her. She came over and brought some of her friends, including a guy friend. We spent the evening playing drinking games and just being dumb. Eventually my buddy gets to a state of "massive asshole" and doesn't like that she brought a guy over she liked. At this point I'm not caring at all and am about to head to bed as I have work at 6:30am and it's about 1am. He kicks them out of the house in a rage and then no idea after as I was passed out. I wake up and right as step out of my room, I see glass...everywhere. Not just a few broken bottles, but EVERY. SINGLE. BOTTLE of anything we had just smashed on the floor. (we stored old, empty bottles of liquor because dumb college things). He even broke all the rolling rock bottles from that night and our shot glasses. It was insanity. Somehow glass ended up in the tub. I wasn't having it and just went to work. This is story 1 of ...however many I can recall.

 

DAMN….. He clean that mess up?

 

Oh yeah, but we've never let him live that down.

 

My dogs name is Sam

 

And sometimes they’re thicc. (sp? NO!)

This, this is not a good idea!!!!

That had to be an early memory old man (fart)

We have a shotgun range within about 10 miles from our zoo as the crow flys. Wonder what they think…
Oh yeah, ‘I ain’t dead’!

 

Pretty tree

I don't know how I'd react to that.

 

Putting up the Christmas tree.

 

We have that one as well.

 

Also, Georgia Dawgs can suck it!

 

Ya'll certainly were ruffians. I caught a house on fire.

 

I dare not share other stories, but do tell of this one

 

I hate Bama!!!

 

I also have this one.

 

Beer. Cigarettes. A trip to the fire department. A night in the hospital.

 

What’s your number buddy? I got time!