Whatever

I hated naps when I was a kid. If we only knew then what we know now.

 

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen

 

Next thing I know, I'm in a foreign land
People talkin so fast, I couldn't understand

 

The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
Money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..
And I crap my pants…

 

I'm so bloody rich, hahaha
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers, hahaha
I only know three chords, hahaha
Watch me burn, hahaha
You fools, hahaha an I can’t get laid with my limp dick

 

That we agree on.

My wife loves them. But she's a weirdo

 

Peter’s gonna eat beans…
Mexican Americans….
Finish it!

 

Oh fuck
reply ban?

 

It’s weird being an adult. Like when you’re a kid in school and hate getting spanked by a middle aged woman. Stuff I pay good money for now.

 

They have their place.....preferably snuggled up to some mash taters

 

Hey! I know this one. Born In East LA

 

Random Saturday project, putting this together.

 

Coming from Catholic schools. I won’t grow there

 

I call bullshit

 

@Sweet T you a race car driver no?

• Jerry was a race car driver

He drove so goddamn fast
He never did win no checkered flags
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El Sob number one"
With a Bocephus sticker on his 442
He'd light 'em up just for fun
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine number three
I'll be a wealthy man when I get a dime
For all the things that man taught to me
Now, Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw
That they made him retire at the age of sixty-five
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Go!
Hee hee hee! Dog will hunt!
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Jerry was a race car driver
Twenty-two years old
One too many cold beers one night
Wrapped himself around a telephone pole, go!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA&vidve=5727&autoplay=1

 

“I had to go to Catholic school when I was a kid. Hated Catholic school. Hated Catholic school more than anything. The nuns were vicious. They would hit me with a ruler, slap me in the face. Anything.. to defend themselves.” - Anthony Jeselnik

 

Jerry don’t race no Challenger Hellcat SRT.

 

So you’re saying you wouldn’t have a Bosephus sticker on dat bitch??? C’mon man.

 

It’s on the back window. It’s says “Cuntry State of Mind”