Whatever

New Poll:
Cards Against Humanity/Crabs Adjust Humidity edition
(Because Tiffany can't be trusted to keep decks separated)

How to Play?
No rules. Pick whatever answer speaks to you the most whether it is something that hits far too close to home, or is entirely inappropriate and shows just what goes up in that head of yours.

Who wins?
No one, except for maybe the person who chose the card numbers and gets to see what monster they've created

Questions/Comments/Complaints:



Blame Thank @StayinStock for the current cards. Wonderful selection, sir

 

RE: Poll

 

Voted for the cool hat knowing everyone was going to choose the edibles. I wasn't disappointed.

 

Ya oughta try them roast beef flavored ones. Just like mama used to make. Which is weird. I realize that.

 

Logically, it should be the hat or child support payments, but instead I went with what I would want if I was buying a happy meal.

 

Edible underpants are friggin' nasty, not voting for that one!

Also flavored condoms are terrible as well...

 

And people wonder why this thread was tossed in the dumbgen SMH

 

You obviously don’t drink enough vodka.

 

They are basically fruit roll ups, quit being so dramatic

 

Hey there, Dirk!

 

I'm not responsible for what happens or is said when I drink Vodka

Video proof is not getting shared on this one, you'll just have to "believe" me...

 

I tried the strawberry with chocolate strings on our wedding night; putting them on right after a shower just turned the bed red and brown

 

My favorite evening beverage during the holidays... Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with Diet A&W Root Beer. I would have it with hot apple cider but I'm trying to minimize my carb intake.

 

Hi Shauna!