Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

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GME-shaped as requested

 

I got an E !

 

lmao like a kid with a new indent toy

 

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I’m glad I could contribute to this sub somehow lol (Title)

 

partial credit

 

We need a new poll

 

Those who voted “Stonks go up!” win the poll today, for my 401K at least.

 

What should we vote on?

 

How about

• Boomer accounts up, Options plays down
• Options plays up, Boomer accounts down
• All up!
• All down!

 

yes. standby

 

I guess Im all up, got no options lol



Certified Boomer

 

I added an option for you, fish microwaver

 

We caught a guy in the shop microwaving his socks to dry them out one day I’ll take the fish any day

 

Did you fill them with pennies and beat him with them?

 

We had a serial fish microwaver at one place I worked. The floor had to be something like 10k sqft and every inch stunk.

Such a dick move.

 

My nextdoor neighbors years ago were Korean. Lovely couple.

They'd make this fish head type soup in like a cauldron on their front porch. Probably because they couldn't stand the smell of it in their house. It smelled like absolute death for a hundred yards in all directions.

 

The guys wired up his tool drawer to ring an alarm bell every time he opened it. Took him a while to figure that out, as you can tell by his sock drying brainstorm he wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

we had a fat guy cook bacon at his work area with a foreman grill and filled the whole shop w fresh bacon smell.

both deserve punches to the scrotum.

 

Just let him cook you some bacon