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Not according to my grandma's fruit salad.

Nor to grandpa's spaghetti sauce recipe.

 

What are you saying

 

Potatoes are not vegetables

They are stupid moose lovers

 

You keep your logic and reality to yourself. It does not belong here!

 

nope,just flip the roll over when you come down.

 

So you're bi-condiment?! Picking mustard or ketchup depending on your mood?

 

Back from the mountains. nice day. drove to the stand i had to move. long time since i HAD to use 4WD and not for snow. it was tight and steep, pic doesnt do it justice. walked up 1st to check for down trees and a place to turn around. didnt like driving under the widow maker.Taco never slipped a tire but made some creaking noises like me getting out of bed. my stand is in the pic with no truck,need to zoom to see it

 

thats how i roll ole bud. tell you what you want to hear

 

Ok, I've been following this thread for a couple weeks, but just saw the talk of the Test on page 1. So for shits, giggles and grins....

1. What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Think carefully! -- MUSTARD
2. What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?! -- Littre Debbie (my wife's name is Debbie, what else would I pick)
3. What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn? -- hose them away?
4. Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu! -- We have both, but I have always been more partial to cats
5. Goat Porn? -- I'm a Freemason...... I'll leave the rest up to your imagination
6. Coffee or Tea? Those are your only choices! -- Coffee
7. Bacon -- This is a question??? Of course BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Toilet paper rolls, over or under? -- Over
9. Daylight Savings good or bad? -- Stupid. Pick one or the other, and stop changing the damn clocks every few months!
10. How do you like your steak cooked? -- Medium
11. °C, °K or °F ? -- I'm an American, so I use the real scale - *F
12. Miracle whip or mayo? -- Mayo

 

Evening folks, trying to figure out what’s for dinner, that doesn’t involve mustard or ketchup. I ‘m tired

 

Hamburger Helper

 

Been following this thread since I saw that it existed.
I'll be 54 in January, so I guess this is the place for me.
So for grins.................

1. What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Think carefully! -- MUSTARD
2. What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?! -- Little Debbie
3. What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn? -- Firecrackers?
4. Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu! -- Dog
5. Goat Porn? -- Huh?
6. Coffee or Tea? Those are your only choices! -- Does Iced Coffee count?
7. Bacon -- Always
8. Toilet paper rolls, over or under? -- Over
9. Daylight Savings good or bad? -- Over
10. How do you like your steak cooked? -- Medium
11. °C, °K or °F ? -- I'm an American, so I use the real scale - *F
12. Miracle whip or mayo? -- Miracle Whip

 

Welcome to the thread! I like the answer to 9

 

Of course you do..
Non applicable..

 

It was suppose to be good. I didn't proofread good enough.