Whatever

So I guess I'm supposed to ask for votes for the calendar?

Is that how this works?




Whatever...


If you like either of my two submissions, throw a like on 'em.
So far most people prefer my second submission, but you can scroll up to the previous post if you want.
Hell, you're welcome to vote on whatever photos you want, even if they're not mine.


Pic for attention

Did it work?





















How about this one?

Everyone likes a nice set of boobies, right?

Yes, everyone does. Birds are cool.

 

Try a clay bar maybe?

 

I still haven't figured out what that is

 

$26 Griot's Garage Glass Cleaning Clay for Car Window, Windshield, Shower Door, Stone, Ceramic Tiles, Removes Oil, Tar, Grease, Water Spots, and More 11049, 3.5oz, Blue

https://www.amazon.com/Griots-Garag...9421288&sprefix=clay+bar+griot,aps,213&sr=8-5

 

Voted!

 

I'll read up on that, thanks!

 

But winter is here….

 

Voted

 

80 inches expected over the next 24-36 hours above 7000k

 

I've been told that the joke isn't funny if you have to explain it...

 

voted!

 

Voted!

 

In that case, you can piss in your hand and throw it at the windows. (That’s how I have to do it, even in the summertime.)

 

Damn wind is blowing so hard here this morning, I had to bring up Google maps to make sure I hadn't gotten mysteriously transported to Kentucky overnight.........

 

I'll have to check them out on Spotify.

 

Thanks everyone for the suggestions that I apply to be on the new reality show.
I have checked and it’s actually called “Fact Hunt”

 

First rule of Thesaurus Club.

You dont talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip, natter, babble, prattle or pontificate about Thesaurus Club