Ontario BS Thread

eggggg, zactly

 

Still better chances than yours

 

Wait... what...
no I'd never fool around on my Tacoma like that. Yes I enjoy driving the ram diesel service truck but that's not being unfaithful that's just work, you know, the ram is just a friend, a work friend..I'm strictly a one truck man..lol.

 

But it’s average (33s), girls do like bigger… I mean taller, tires…

 

If she says it’s not about the size, it’s 110% always the size

still talking about tires here

 

I was planning on actually going wheeling at some point this week, then my girlfriend decided dumping her 1500 in a ditch was a better use of our time . Good thing is that since it's a 92, I can just beat the fender back out with a hammer and yank the bumper back out straight and not have to worry about adaptive cruise control bullshit... lol.

 

We still talking truck here, right?

 

LMAO yes we are talking truck

 

And I hoped the conversation was to get interesting...

 

beating yours truly and showing off who's got bigger/longer, that's what we all about here

Obviously we talking trucks still

 

And this is why you would have tough competition against a pylon……

 

Stay on topic, we talking trucks still, pylons aren’t trucks. They are always in the way and block us from free road ahead.

 

Only if you want a trail of broken things when he comes to visit for Xmass

 

Eh, the flyboys are all pretty dainty so our Russian Romeo would have a chance, now if it was an Army Engineer, then we'd have a good show.

 

But but then you would not have $$$ left over for your truck... no time for off roading.
And instead of learning recovery techniques you'll be studying how to hide a purse when she is trying on new clothes and you have to tell her how slimming those expensive dresses make her look...... .

 

This man preaches the truth, as if he lived married life

 

We need pics of said ditching...or at the very least the damage.
Or just some of your girlfriend....lol

 

Well if you do find one who is looking and she has a single mother …..hook me up… …But if size matters I only have a mini truck so I might not have a chance But at least I’m running 32’s

 

Wait! What? She told me it's how you use it.

 

We're still talking truck...driveshaft...right?