Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

Nice mullet. You also drive an IROC and wear mesh shirts cut at the mid rift with a pack of Marlboro reds on your sleeve. Then you would go into the basement of your trailer and play Mike Tyson's Punch-out on your NES system. Good times good times

 

Frequents frat parties at the local community college and asks sorority girls if they wanna check out his super awesome RTT with sweet color changing mood lights. Answer: no.

 

I'm Dying

 

I lived it. My sisters still bring up the time I refused to wear bell bottom jeans at the age of 6. Toughskins or nothing.
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My taco is blindfolded and in front of the firing squad.... Let em Rip...

 

Can you even see out of your rear window? Also those are some small steps like its barely usable and is only there to take you out right below the knee.

 

Does it turn back into a pumpkin at midnight?

 

Is the light for pulling woman drivers over late at night. So you can get out of truck in your storm trooper outfit while holding your light saber.

 

FTW AhhhHaHaHaHa

 

You let your grandma use those steps? Ever heard of a garden hose? Christ on a bike I didn't know they made 2nd gens in Cement Grey. Whatcha got in the tool box bud? Not rags and soap, I can tell ya that. Nice chrome bumper. Matches the black wheels that came with your wine of the month club rewards points.

 

thats clean how many miles and what year?

 

Thanks, I love it! ‘86 SR5 with 113k. I don’t know if the motor is original (title says “exempt” under odometer). I do know that it’s one hell of a quiet 22r and she doesn’t use oil. I believe it’s original I just can’t confirm it.

 

gotcha gotcha it looks good for its year i use to have a 91 but it wasnt that clean it had some rust here and there lol

 

It's basically the Chinese equivalent of Amazon. In other words, if Alibaba made trucks, yours is what they'd look like.

 

cant see a taco anywhere must be blinded by that neon green mustang, probably an automatic 4 banger too

 

Sadly the GT belongs to my Mother-in-law's friend who's crashing at the in-laws currently, the 2nd car in my stable (the wife's wheels) is a 2011 A6 Prestige with the supercharged 3.0T

 

Hey so I bet you see real good with them spidered eyed fugly burn it with fire headlights.

 

This is one clean truck but noticed you’re in Aluhbamma bet your ride around looking like a squid billie in that thing with a Budweiser and some chaw in your cheek with a 7-11 slurpee cup as a spit-toon no napkin cause only sissies do that.

 

Only thing ripping in that truck is gramps after the early bird special at luby’s. What’s in the tool box I bet some little yappy dog treats and depends. Does Fido ride with you to down to the local McDonald’s in the morning to talk about the weather and obituaries among the other geezers.