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These are good ones!!

 

Only a very brief 19 months. I just left to get a pack of smokes from the corner store and come back. Sheesh..

 

Well I only say it to people/customers I know well, because they know. If I don't know ya, I don't say it. You'd get "another beautiful day and things are going well, how about yourself" or something synonymous with that...or a jar of almonds, it depends on the mood.

This week has been a "I don't know what happened, the phone just suddenly flew into the wall"

 

I ask my junior Sailors this daily. That is like 50% of the answers right there. The other half are either borderline suicidal or "well I woke up today"

 

Let me guess…. You had a wife and kids and home when you left for the smokes.

 

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good job

 

Regarding the poll… the two answers circled in red would only enhance the field trip

 

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What deems panties as being used? Askin fer a friend…

 

I do this to my Reese’s peanut butter cups

 

I forgot about that one. There's also "i'll get back to when I know"

 

Yeah, Christie Brinkley tried that on me that time in Hawaii. Embarrassing with that paparazzi around.

 

Let’s be honest…. No one really gives a shit what their answer is anyway. No need to get back to me.

 

Facts. how about "I was one bar of cell service away from calling out"

 

That was pre-wife. But I took my fur-child with me to the corner store.

 

I like this one

Which reminds me...where's @MagtechPA been?

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