Whatever

Slacker

 

Plus there is no power and no gas!!

 

I meant to say you weren't due

 

It's tough taking pictures of your own elbow..

 

Dammit. I never understand these polls. I must be dumber than a bag of turds.

 

Same here; I just pick one and act like I know what I'm doing.

 

That least your 5th grader isn’t smarter than you.

 

I've got probably 40% of my back covered and intended to continue that work but haven't decided where/what to start with.

Yeah, I see it on my Facebook a lot. An old co-worker of mine is at the HD up in Placerville and was saying that he was one of 10 to show up to work on Monday. I can't even imagine what it's like now that it's just gotten worse

 

Oh I can assure you that my wife and kids are miles ahead of me on the smarts.

My roles in the house are has follows:

1. Someone can't reach something
2. Someone can't open a jar
3. Something needs fixed or assembled
4. Something heavy needs moved
5. A vehicle needs work
6. A gas tank on one of our vehicles is empty
7. The wife wants a good shanking

That's it. I just sit around and wait for one of those things to pop up. Some days are busy.....some not so much

 

this storm was a Doozy.. 200 inch in some places

 

Hey sounds like my life!!!

 

I’m pretty sore. Got a big gash on my arm but I feel pretty lucky it wasn’t worse. And yes, the reason they sent her to Lubbock was because they have an orthopedic specialist. I just talked to her on the phone. She sounds like she’s doing okay. Thanks for asking.

 

Your starfish is in a different place than most people's.

Just sayin'

 

you better hurry up if you’re doing it this year

 

I've got time!

Although I'm not taking bets on if @StayinStock moves onto tattoo number 5 by then

 

#6.

 

Random……

 

Bonus, never before seen randoms

I sold my kid's old car to a dude at work a couple/three years ago


Drove the truck today


And....
This has to be the shortest toilet I've ever seen, luckily it was a standing situation