Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

I work in the funeral industry and saw a gentleman who had "DNR" tattooed on his upper left chest the other day. I don't know the circumstances surrounding his death but since I was dealing with his corpse it's safe to say he was not resuscitated.

 

These are the people who shop at Wish.com

 

If Make-a-wish wasn't so picky.

 

Weathertech being good American capitalists

 

Or else it wasn't done correctly.

 

I keep waiting for WeatherTech ninjas to break into my vehicle while I'm inside a store and install all their stuff.

Then I can sell it all and replace their mats with Husky mats.

 

I'd rather buy one of these

 

Meh.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/FIRM-GRIP-Suede-Leather-Palm-Large-Glove-65023-72/308472125

 

You don't return it, you donate it and use that as a tax credit. Duh!

 

Al Capone knew all about paying taxes on ill gotten gains. I'm sure it came to him while doing time on the Rock.

 

Crawfish boil, or an oyster event?

 

He's got hand wipes, the man is prepared. Looks like a stash of antacids too.

 

Leaning on crawfish boil there

 

If you need that many sauces for a crawfish boil, they didn't do it right. A good boil is like a good steak, no additional sauce needed.

 

Can confirm.

 

Yeah, the juice and seasoning should be enough. I do put hot sauce on almost everything my wife cooks. That's not the foods fault though.

 

^This.

No matter how good dinner is, it doesn't mean it can't be improved with :

Black pepper
Hot Sauce
Steak sauce
Cayenne pepper
A possible combination of any of the above.

 

That is a well prepared man.
I'll play too. Here's my hot spice collection.

The yellow bottle is basically just capsaicin and only adds heat. It has to be used with care and I put it in or on most everything I eat. Without heat things just taste flat to me.