Whatever

Do one of those deals where sponsors pay a certain amount every time you reach another milestone of laziness.

 

Or the brown!!

The landlord called, the rent is due
I spent it all on a Kiss tattoo


Side note, and this is 100% honest...
I use to work with a guy, he told me he was short some rent money; when I asked him what the problem was he rolled up his sleeve and there it was....a Kiss tattoo.

 

Snow would be alright if it was like 75° and none of it fell on the roads.

Random she shed

 

Morning whatever’s

 

I'm imagining you standing at the window, longingly looking at the She Shed. Maybe your fingertips lightly resting on the window pane, as if you could only reach out and touch the one place you feel at home.

 

Or....maybe I just got up to piss.

 

Forlornly.

 

First thing I need is a film crew to document the effort lack of effort. Preferably made up of former girls gone wild models. They need to be naked because I’ll be too lazy to imagine them naked. That should count as a milestone. I take PayPal or Venmo.

 

Next she shed upgrade?

 

I got no plans, I think I'm retired!

 

Need to start a tik-tok write your name in the snow challenge. That could be fun.

 

Boo. Please dont

 

Whoever it was must be worried that you were not prepared for 2022!

 

There's a joke in there somewhere, I'm sure of it.

 

I motion to add "Poppycock" to the poll! I think that is one of my favs! haha

 

Horse-hockey!

 

Eating a cold strawberry pop-tart because I’m too lazy to nuke it.

#milestones