ASSHOLE PARKING

Lowe’s

 

Hmmm. If I park away from everyone else I would park in one spot. However, That's really being protective about ones truck.

 

It makes me want to pull in about 6" away

 

Had someone do this at work one time and I proceeded to park my piece of junk focus in between the vehicles. Parked as close as I could get to the driver side door and I was still able to squeeze out of my car. I am sure they were pissed when they had to get in through the passenger side because there was absolutely no way they could open the driver's door.

 

I bet this has happened a handful of times ever. It would actually be easier and quicker for them to toss the hose under the vehicle but there's no way they'd pass up a chance to smash the windows.

 

Quicker, maybe, maybe not. The problem is the angle of the hose. It would cause a sharper bend or possibly a kink in the hose to try to get it to go straight down then under the car vs a bend that just has to go through the window. They would be more concerned about a loss in flow on the feed line than what condition they left someones vehicle in.
This BMW looks like it got it's side smashed by the valve, then they drug the car sideways to get the kink out of the hose.

 

Don't do it. My truck got keyed after I pointed out some d bag's lousy parking.
Come to think of it, it was also a Tundra.

 

In Montana, you park in front of supermarket doors and anywhere that has visible different color indications - like red - is reserved for "short term parking". Short term being anything under 3 hours, of course.

Emergency services? Never heard of them being needed.

Seriously. It's so bad here. When I first got to Montana I was in shock at how many people parked in obvious no parking zones reserved for emergency services. Gets even better during winter when the parking lot has no markings. You just park anywhere then. I have actually contemplated being that fucking tool to buy fluorescent stickers and go out of my way to put them on peoples vehicles. If I was a tow truck driver, I'd just hang out at the local grocery stores and get rich quick.

Now I know this thread exists, I am going to flood it with pictures.

Also a common thing here. VERY common in fact. In other states, I was shocked to see a handful of people per day paying with checks. For the entire store. A whole day. In Montana, it's every other customer. Or better - EBT (food stamps).

These lines are usually designated to give handicapped people plenty of room. In this case, maybe not, but it's possible and likely what we don't see cut off by the picture is an entrance way that has a wheelchair accessible entrance. IMHO, it doesn't matter if it's not being used or you can't park there, it's designed that way for a reason and if you are incapable of straightening out even after a back up to correct your terrible judgement - asshole. If they do it here, they do it in other spots. Of course, it's possible this entire space is totally useless and block off by the stores merchandise. Still, well deserved for this thread.

 

Nature’s way of saying “just stay away from this asshole”

 

Clearly shows it isn’t a handicap spot

 

Never said it was. I said those lines are designed to indicate pathways that are easier to access for handicapped people or just entrances and walk ways in general.

 

This qualifies as douche parker of the year. Epcot preferred parking lot at 10 am, New Year’s Day, right up in the front row, the front spaces closest to entrance. Only thing closer would be handicap spots which are right behind me while taking the pic.

Got 3 spots. Back right was useless also, to the right of white GMC.

 

Does this qualify as asshole parking?

There is a note on the car that says something like, "hey, this is my trailer, give me a call". I have no idea what happened my guess is that the trailer popped off and smashed the car. There are no parking spaces in front of the car so I don't know why the front of the car is also smashed. Maybe someone was illegally parked or maybe the Honda already had front damage.

This happened on new years eve.

The road has a 25mph speed limit. People speed regularly so who knows how fast the trailer or car was actually going

 

There has to be an interesting story there...

 

The Honda smacked the curb look at the rear tire, definitely more then 25 whatever happened.

 

I would say the trailer got rear ended and pushed the car into a car that may have been in front, but I have no idea about the driver door. I am guessing the car was parked since I don’t see bag’s deployed. The car was pushed pretty far by the trailer, so maybe front car is gone?

all guesses

 

Honda was parked.

 

Everytime I go out I see shitty parking, especially in snowy weather. I mean, there is bad because there are no lines, and then there is bad because you are retarded and couldn't color inside the lines as a kid and it followed you through life.
I just never bother taking pics. Guess it's not the first thing on my mind unless it's blatantly obvious like someone screwing others out of a handicapped spot.

 

no wiggle room for snow covered lines?