Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

I haven't been to Taco Bell since they discontinued the mexican pizza. It was a mess but I still loved it.

 

Haven't been there in years, but the chili cheese burrito was dope

 

While $10 is a good deal if you get one taco a day, I thnk the savings would be offset by the toilet paper use and increased frequency of plumbing issues (both home and yourself)

 

Well it'd clean you out...

(though I gotta wonder - do folks have weak intestines? While I rarely visit taco bell, I can say I've never had any tummy troubles after eating there.)

 

Only because I put 6 packs of Fire sauce on every taco..... Who doesn't?

 

Six might be pushing it...

Though I'll typically do a couple Diablos and a couple Fires.

 

Chili fermenting on the table in the pho restaurant always mess me up if I dare use it.

 

Get a snap-on bidet and maximize the profit.

 

You win. This is the part people don't understand.

And then without fail, over a picture of a gridlocked highway, you'll see comments (or even hear from the news) "well where is StateDoT?" And you can CLEARLY see plow/salt trucks stuck in traffic with everybody because no one had the common sense to stay home.

 

I used to have a friend up north, he's dead now, who ventured out into a snow storm because he ran out of cigarettes. Ended up in a ditch and wasn't dressed for the occasion. Said he nearly froze to death before help arrived. And he didn't get his cigarettes until the next day. Told him that was a good time to quit. He said "The hell with that, I ain't quitting". He quit when he died of lung cancer.

 

I think the Taco Bell tacos pass through the digestive system quicker, because the "ground beef" is already in a liquid paste condition when eaten...

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYCjf5mJ0oV/

 

The ground beef arrives in sealed bags and is poured into the assembly bins and kept warm. The refried beans are bags of powder that need water.

 

The meat and the beans aren't going to get you.

But the lettuce and tomatoes will.

 

It all arrives in bags. Nothing is fresh.

 

The veggies spend more time in the temperature "danger zone".

 

I've never had an issue.

 

See https://www.tacobell.com/faq/our-products-what-is-taco-bells-seasoned-beef-made-of

... and https://www.mashed.com/239133/the-surprising-ingredient-in-taco-bells-beef/ and http://factmyth.com/factoids/taco-bells-beef-isnt-real-beef/

As with any value priced fast food, don't fool yourself that getting top-shelf beef cuts. While the beef is gonna come from cows, it's likely coming from various parts you may not see at the grocery store. Take that for what you will.