Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

And I thought I was the first one to have fender vents lol

 

When you grew up watching Ghostbusters and wanted your own ECTO1 but forgot that your parents are cousins/siblings.

When you're out with the boys taking shots for the 'Gram but forgot your nipple rings are hanging out your belly shirt.

Nice truck but the last guy I saw with a moustache and horny face like that had to stay 500 feet away from any schools or children.

Am I doing this right?

 

This new ghostbusters movie sure had it's budget cut.
Good to see someone is keeping Wish.com and Autozone in business.
All them lights and only a few actually turn on.
Who's attention are you trying to get, the International Space Station?
This is why Aliens won't talk to us.
This is the 'Tacticool' version of a First Responder.
I'm not sure what's worse, the number of lights, or the number of holes that will rust out in the next 5 years.

 

This shit goes hard

 

What did you do to that poor truck. I dont know what I'm looking at. The only thing you are missing is a flux capacitor, giant roof antennas, and the big pointy semi truck lug nuts.

 

We should set up a gofundme page so you can get some sliders

 

It is as if a subconscious expression appeared in the form of a truck.

 

You're only allowed to drive this truck if you've been arrested for impersonating a police officer during a road rage incident.

 

It's crazy how you can know exactly what someone looks like from the paint job on their truck.

 

I'm sure those covered aux lights help with all the wheeling that stock ride height truck does
I can tell by the faded old headlights that lighting was a big priority

 

Grille courtesy of @SimpleJackFab

 

And I'm pretty sure at least one dog has blown its load in its cab

Red rooooooooocket!

 

Why do we have to roast this truck? You're going to have to roast it yourself to pay back your creditors. Remember, kerosene, not gasoline.

 

Good guess but no I dont look like Guy Fieri. I'm not all that old compared to that guy.
Are you going to post your truck?

 

judging by the snorkel to cross water, bead grip tires, winch, and rock sliders, it's probably 4x4 not prerunner

 

OR he's got more money than brains. Mods are a thing that people do.

 

Just asking b/c I don't know and I like random bits of knowledge - why Kerosine v. Gasoline
Burns hotter and more effective?

 

Alright, here 'tis. 2011 T(u)RD Sp(u)rt.

Make me regret doing this!

 

So this is my understanding - gasoline has a lower 'flash point' than kerosene. The flash point is the lowest temp at which the gas turns to vapor - i.e., burns/combusts.

Because of gasoline's lower flash point, its vapors will ignite more easily than kerosene. In this way, kerosene might be a safer alternative as it would allow you to bring the ignition source closer to the fuel without having the vapors ignite first.

Please correct me if I'm wrong cuz I usually am, lol.

 

What is there to regret? The ass end of that truck squats like you're carrying Eric Cartman back there. Your chrome didlo is hanging off your bumper BTW. Nice ARB front, looks real good with your stock tires/wheels combo. Grade A effort there, asceticitian. Speaking of good looks, how's that scoop working out for ya? How many dudes drop their briefs when they see that quality piece of meat roll through the town Thanksgiving parade?

Gasoline vapors also explode, so there's that