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Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

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  1. Dec 30, 2021 at 9:12 AM
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    ThaiChillyTaco

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    ThaiChillyTaco David aka Chilly aka Booty Freak

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  2. Dec 30, 2021 at 5:03 PM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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  3. Dec 30, 2021 at 5:31 PM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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  4. Dec 30, 2021 at 5:32 PM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    o_O:rofl:
     
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  5. Dec 30, 2021 at 6:13 PM
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    TomTwo I love God but I cuss a little

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    Drill Instructors that do this shit have MOMMY issues.
     
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  6. Dec 31, 2021 at 10:42 AM
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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    I had an MTI as a neighbor for a few years. He explained that it’s actually premeditated and planned, usually within the first 2 weeks of training.

    When I was in basic I’d used safety pins to make my bed super-tight. I’d used so many that when they flipped my bed the mattress stayed attached. When we came back from the classroom for the planned “you have 30 minutes to square this mess away” they made my flight stand in the shower while they cadre all took pictures with me. Apparently I’d “done something new” and “was going on the wall.”

    Told my neighbor that story years later and he yelled “that’s you?” I asked for the picture - he refused to steal it for me.
     
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  7. Jan 1, 2022 at 9:12 AM
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    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

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    ritual for finding the first open wall locker:

    drop your hat inside and lock it. then go on a rampage trying to find it. make sure to check that wall locker last.

    we always used the event to kick off the first health-and-welfare inspection. our commander would play the opening of Usher's "Yeah" on a loop over the company area PA while we inspected.
     
    smartbomb, Jan 1, 2022
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  8. Jan 10, 2022 at 9:01 AM
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  9. Jan 10, 2022 at 8:49 PM
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    If you cant be silent when ignorant, it's OK to admit you dont know what you're talking about.
     
    cwadej, Jan 10, 2022
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  10. Jan 10, 2022 at 9:07 PM
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    TomTwo I love God but I cuss a little

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    I spent 10 years in the Army I know what I am talking about. How did you win your Ballerina award?
     
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  11. Jan 11, 2022 at 5:33 AM
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    Pchop Beavis Killer

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  12. Jan 11, 2022 at 10:15 AM
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    BarcelonaTom67 Lost in Translation....

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    After I got to permanent duty station, one of my "more seasoned" barracks mates (E4) told me that people use pants blousing bands to keep their top wool blanket snug all the time. You get another personal blanket or sheet or whatever, and sleep on top of the issued blanket. I did that for over a year, never caught any shit form our NCO's during weekly room inspections.

    Had to undo/redo it every week when we handed in [dirty]/were issued [new] bed linens, of course.
     
    BarcelonaTom67, Jan 11, 2022
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    That's a super common trick at senior military colleges like Virginia Tech, Norwich, etc. 4 years in the cadet barracks and I never once slept IN my rack.
     
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  14. Jan 11, 2022 at 11:29 AM
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    Why would you? They're like your Mom's good china; for decorative purposes only!
     
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  15. Jan 11, 2022 at 11:38 AM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    How many of those 10 years in the Army were as Marine Corps Drill Instructor?
     
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    hoarder23 Truck fell over

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    Probably all of them, he knows what he’s talking about
     
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  19. Jan 11, 2022 at 2:07 PM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    A friends dad from my first duty station, was a Marine drill instructor. Dude isnt right in the head but sure is funny guy.
     
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    Nah, drill instructors that do this teach character, discipline and adherence to standards.
     
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