ASSHOLE PARKING

He’s eating his lunch.

 

Nailed it!

 

Really no reason to not pull in the parking spot. It's just laziness.

Some people will roast others for being on the line and then defend this. I don't understand it. Park in the fucking lines. For all we know the rest of that lot is avoiding that whole spot because of this asshole. I do this all the time when I travel. Stop somewhere to eat a lunch, or to just get out and stretch my legs... still park in the lines. Every time.

Thanks for sharing. That assholes deserves to be here

The rest of you, disagree? Come at me bro.

 

Fits the thread perfectly.

 

Conformity much? Perhaps an obsession?

 

Bottom line. Society needs to function on basic common courtesy. So I do my part to always park appropriately. In the appropriate designated spots.

Also, as a preservation tactic. Wanting to keep my vehicles ding free if possible. I'll park in the middle of a parking spot to give as much room as possible on either side. Whenever I have choice I'll of course park the farthest away possible from everyone else.

One time I was entering my cherished 1992 Toyota 4X4 truck while getting groceries. Parked perfectly within the lines. Woman whom had parked next me to showed up from the liquor store and proceeded to get into her car. She swung the door open hitting my truck and keeping it there while she adjust her shit. I wheeled around and witnessed the small amount of damage and the door still rubbing on my truck. Verbally berated her with lots of expletives. She gave me a puzzled look and then just told me to piss off and went about her way.

Some folks, no matter what, DGAF!

 

Oh I would have roasted her. Had some overgrown manchild driving his mommy's Cadillac do this to my wife's almost new Rav4 a couple of years ago. We were both in the lines, but his door tagged the passenger side of mine. I was waiting to cross the aisle about 8 feet away. Heard and saw it, heard him say "OOPS!" and chuckle with his friends, then pull the door. I'd already got a pic of his plate and as he started backing out I said "excuse me". He rolls down the window "WHAT?"
Me "you just hit my door"
Him "oh I don't think so"
Me "I was standing right over there (pointed)..heard and saw it, heard you say "OOPS!" and laugh with your friends, and then shut the door"
Him *rolling his eyes and shrugging* "What do you think I'm going to do about it?"
Me: "Ideally own up to it but since you aren't willing to I'll call the police and let them handle this"

He stayed and I am sure got an ass chewing from the officer, since I told the officer "accidents happen, that's not the issue. The issue is I don't like being lied to right to my face by him".

I happen to know it cost Mister Smart Mouth an insurance increase to pay for the damage..hopefully his mommy took her car back

 

Spoiler

Dash cam

 

What kind of goofy decal is that?

 

Man vs food and parking properly?

 

It's the logo for a local restaurant. This is actually the owner of the place it was parked. I guess you can park however you want when you own the joint...

 

Qualifies for A-P thread.

 

I'll bet the food there fucking sucks. Any customer suggestions probably get ripped up and discarded. I hope a customer calls him out. What a fucken douche nozzle. Probably pays his employees like shit too.

 

Should be Ford "Super-Dootie".

I would laugh if he found forks in his tires.

 

omfg... I wanna fill this dudes bed with plastic forks. (not advocating vandalism, but it sure would be funny - and I wouldn't actually do it). He'd probably use them in his restaurant after scooping them all out into an already used old wheelbarrow.

 

It's a scrawny alien brandishing a fuckin' salad fork.

This DEFINITELY qualifies for A-P. Now we're back on track!

 

Forgot about this picture until I saw this thread -- Borrowed my (wife's) orange Crosstrek and was the first car in the parking lot that morning. I go out for lunch and find this muppet decided he wanted to cuddle. Boggles the mind to think he backed in with a small car and still got it this wrong on his own driver's side.