Whatever

Preposterous

 

Night Boots

 

Never used it yet?

 

Troof

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsrqKE1iqqo

 

I bet it’s well lotioned

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkhfL0pnMPQ

 

I have a few...literally all of the good ones involve someone putting something somewhere it doesn't belong.

Which brings me to my first PSA: Get weird...but be smart about the things you're getting weird with. Is the thing you're getting weird with designed for that thing you're doing? No? Then probably don't don't use it for that thing. There's enough shit out there specifically designed to for your kink.

Thanks for cumming to my TED talk.

 

Name some of the wierdest things you've seen put where it "doesn't" belong.

 

Probably a glass soda bottle, still full of soda, wrapped in Saran Wrap.

 

Let’s do some bedtime stories

 

What a waste of some good Saran Wrap SMH!

 

Figurines...I don't know why (or maybe I do) people dig little figurines and such. Like Barbie dolls and action figures and whatnot. And almost always it's "I slipped and sat in it!" Haha, okay dude....that's TOTALLY how the GI Joe got in there.

 

Gotta get it out

 

Haha? Right? Like it's already a sealed bottle? What's the Saran Wrap for???

 

You ask?

 

No, never. I mean, if they wanna share that's cool...but they never really do. Oh and it's always hetro males....ALWAYS.