What Have You Done To Your 3rd Gen Today?

Yea, anything less than 6ft is a Ridgeline.

 

At least it's not a Gladiator? 6 inches longer, same length bed, and it looks like stretch Wrangler with a mullet.

 

how tall are you?

 

Gladiator is by far the ugliest truck on the market right now. I would rather drive a ford festiva than a gladiator... I would rather walk than drive a gladiator

 

Agreed. Just wait until the Cybertruck stops being vaporware.

 

Produce a two door Gladiator and I'd shit talk it a whole lot less.

 

I would drive a cybertruck over a gladiator still.

On a related topic, my mom just got news that her new jeep wrangler is almost shipped. She got the pink one and its glorious. She drives the jeep because its easy to tow behind a motorhome and she can drive it on the beach across the street from her house in FL, and she can take it offroad at her house in AZ.

 

Agreed, but there's already a name for that. It was called the Comanche. And it was a pretty damn decent smaller pickup. When Jeep announced they were making a truck version of the Wrangler I was hoping they'd make a new Comanche. Instead they made... that.

 

Two door or four door? IMO the two door is the more Jeep'y Jeep.

 

Funny you mention that. Years ago I was talking to a guy who went to jail for a handful of DUI's. He told me (this was before all the LKA/BSM stuff was standard) "I bought a $70k SUV with all the bells and whistles, mainly LKA/BSM, and it would even keep me in my own lane. No more swerving while driving drunk!"

Ironically, he was in a one-car wreck when he backed into someone in a parking lot. He was drunk at the time and thus the reason he went to jail. See? All that advanced tech couldn't stop him from being stupid.

 

She got a 4 door so she can take the grandkids out in it.

 

/le sigh. That's what the back tires are for. Climb up the back and jump in. That's half the fun!

 

It's why I traded my full-size for a DCSB to fit in the garage. If I wanted a full-size bed I would get a full size truck that is a lot nicer than the Tacoma, more capability hauling and towing etc etc

 

cant you just turn the lights off ?

 

Well that's no fun.

Sincerely,
A DIR harness owner

 

Stupid is as stupid does.
-Forest Gump's mama

 

Would you like tickets? 'Cause that's how you get tickets.

 

Agreed! (All of the above)

 

Well, I haven't added this to my truck, yet... But it's on order and will be here soon! Now, if someone rear ends me or backs into me, they'll get the brunt of the damage. (Plus I need it to tow shit!)