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they’re primarily meant to text cellphones but you can go inreach to inreach if you’re out in the woods. Cellphones can also text back to the inreach.

 

Also can you get (watch) Netflix on the trail?

 

It can do both, it also sends out preset emails for free an unlimited amount of times.

 

Sweet, thanks for the info guys!

 

I'm currently at sea. There is no way for me to upload pictures.

 

But...but...they look so damn cool on YouTube! Are they really that bad?

 

They only post the videos of successful pacfires. Trust me when I say you can flip a coin as to whether those go the way they are intended to.

 

That's sucky!

 

I wish I could share a picture of my garage, but it is embarrassing...my wife doesn't even allow the garage door to be opened for any reason when we have company over...

 

Haha!! Sounds like it could be a good project if you wanted. Clean and organize, donate some stuff, throw some stuff away. Bet you’d feel great afterwards.

 

Hello Randall “Rand”,

I hope this reply finds you well. Very intriguing & insightful post. As I explored your thought producing post I could not help and ponder this question, does the ice & water dispenser work on your fridge? Overall I feel your post has helped many, like myself, expand our knowledge horizons. I look forward to seeing your future posts as you showcase your personal growth in this thread.

Sincerely,
Hymee

 

Good morning Jaime,

Thank you for your inquiry in regards to the water and ice machine in the freezer. I regret to inform you that the water and ice machine are currently inoperable due to unforeseen circumstances. Thank you for your understanding during these unprecedented times.

All the best,

Randejo

 

I'd love to reorganize and get rid of a bunch of stuff out of my garage, problem is, all the stuff I want to ditch is hers.

 

I just throw my wife’s stuff away and hope she doesn’t notice.

 

that sounds like a good way to start a fight I don't want to deal with!

 

10/10 times she doesn’t notice which means it works!!

 

What I want to get rid of is this wire racking that takes up a huge amount of space and is heavy af. It'd be pretty noticeable if it disappeared....

 

Salutations Randejo,

Your speedy reply is greatly appreciated. Though your reply was prompt it lacked congruent information that could throughly answer the why of the inoperative status. Though the times are tough, the unprecedented circumstances do not excuse you from thoroughness. A prompt reply does not trump a complete reply. As we read your post, you have failed to answer the questions that were derived. You seem to be content skimming the surface and expecting it to be okay. When we are tasked with reviewing a post, we are looking for content that draws the readers in and challenges eager minds to think past the surface. It is with this thought in mind I respectfully asking you to reconsider your answer, and provide more details in your future reply. I know it may feel that I am being hypercritical, but let me assure you that the reason I am asking for more is because of the abilities I know you possess. I believe in you Randejo! It may be time to start believing in yourself!

Best wishes,
Hymee

 

Jaime,

Fuck off.

Warm regards,

Randaddy

 

From: HumanResources@thelairenterprise.org
RE: Randejo@randyfab.com, Jaime@tejasbutnotmexico.com
Subject: Fridge Functionality

Randejo and Jaime,
We in the Human Resources department here at The Lair Enterprises LLC have detected a potential hostile work environment case and have decide to be a mediator in resolving the issues. From close inspection of the aforementioned photo, it appears the fridge in question has been installed into a garage settiing and therefore we believe it is reasonable to assume that there is no water hookup in that location. So we're going to call this a closed case and hope that you both can move on with your lives in a more constructive manner. If you have any follow-up questions please send them to your HR generalist designations for your individual departments.
Let's all have a productive work day and thanks for being a part of The Lair Family™!

Sincerely,
Josh
HR Specialist
The Lair Enterprise LLC™