Whatever

Go in with an IUD up there.

 

I know this is a relatively simple thing, but there are 2 things that really bother me; they probably seem petty, but it really bugs me....
1. I lock the door when I'm at home alone just to piss. I've always been like that; some things are just private. The thought of strangers (or anybody for that matter) looking at my ass is . I know that wouldn't bother alot of folks, but it terrifies me.
2. I dont want to know if I have cancer. I dont want to know if I have pre-cancer, and I'm going to tell them that. Just do whatever it is you do and I'll go home; good or bad, I dont want the details.

 

I'm a pussy

 

My wife helps me wif my ingrown hairs.. u need to learn to live a lil

 

My wife has never seen me piss

Although, if you recall from the early Whatever days, I did piss in her closet on our first date

 

My co-worker keeps trying to pop the pimples/cyst on my back constantly. There's no modesty to me anymore

 

No golden showers from you, aiight, mark that down in my notebook...

 

Sooo you won't let your own wife see you pee, but are willing to pee on me. I mean, that's cool with me.

 

Judgemental Feesch judging you…

Spoiler

 

Same same.

 

Soo, I was scrolling through the post and thought I was reading something different and quoted something different, but here we are. I'll leave it up so everybody else can see my lack of reading comprehension...

 

Hi feeschy!

 

I got lost somewhere, but......

 

Thought you quoted my post above, but indeed you did not. My brain has not been functioning the past couple weeks.

 

Too much Delta 9.