Colorado B.S. Thread

Fine now.... a bad time to hear that story would've been right after I blew my nose and popped my eyeball out.
Not gonna lie, that was pretty scary.

 

Well it was all a good ending. the homie got hit by someone falling and he took a snowboard to the face at like 30+ mph. i actually bought the board from the other person cause it was covered in my friends blood and held on to it for a long ass time and gave it to him as gift once he was recovered. He thought it was awesome and pretty funny, his mom thinks im a prick hahaha

 

This just happened

 

https://cpw.state.co.us/learn/Pages/LivingwithWildlifeGoose.aspx
I don't know the circumstances. But laws are pretty strict about those geese despite them shitting all over everything across the state

 

it does state you can hunt them with proper permits. This lad just needs to register his fists as weapons and he'll be ok.

 

He's got a stamp. Spent all day a while back hunting somewhere and came back with nothing. His sister's friend was showing him his shotgun in the yard when the geese flew over. Bad timing on their part.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1exJGPZyhs

 

Glad you’re ok Eric!

 

How old is Cole!??




How old am I?

 

No longer young Brett, but middle aged Brett?

 

Hold on. Let's not go that far! I mean, there's not a younger Brett yet.

But I did buy my 1st gen a decade ago.

 

The years go by faster as you get older.
I didn't think I'd get old this fast.
I bought my '96 back in'98...

 

That's actually true.
It's because a year when you're 10 is a tenth of your life. A year when you're 40.…. I'll let you figure it out.

 

Too old to do the math?
Hopefully the senility kicks in soon, and I won't notice it anymore.

 

Pushing 40 now?

 

The next question is ... when you get two Bretts in a room, what's the collective age of said Brett's?
Next question, what's the collective noun of Brett's?

 

Brettians

 

I'm thinking it's more like ... "a cord* of Brett's".

*as in firewood, since they both want to live out of their truck campers in the woods.

 

A gaggle of Bretts

 

#1 really old
#2 Brettmania