1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

ya I need another vessel to park next to my Lockheed Martin L1011

 

There's a joke about downtown LA in there somewhere

 

88 Toyota Crawler
https://classifieds.ksl.com/listing/66638177

 

I remember when my nephew was 3 years old, I was babysitting him for a few hours and my sister told me he was potty training and would 'need a little help' if he had to drop a duece. I figured that meant he would need me to help him flush or something.

He finishes, hops off the toilet, turns around, bends over and spreads his muddy butt cheeks and says 'WIPE'

 

It sank shortly after that photo was taken.

 

Ugh. Plumbers are out of control. My mom hired one a while back and not only they charge way too much, they just shoved it up the attic stairs and put deep gouges in the sides in the process. Then they had the guts to claim that it was impossible to do any other way. Dumbasses, my dad and I put the last one up there, and it’s pristine.



grr.

 

Good thing we don’t kink shame in here

 

Getting shamed is my kink

 

I would have gave him some shells

 

lol she definitely did not prepare you for that kind of surprise by framing it as just a little help

 

Nope. Of course nowadays it wouldn't phase me in the least, though I'm sure the first few weeks of no diapers is going to be an adventure

 

like my hopes and dreams

 

Shitty circumstance

 

I have questions

 

My only question is how do I get my hands on one

 

Yummmmm. If snickers were a beer, it would be this one.

 

Apparently visit Intracoastal Brewing in Melbourne, FL

 

Go to Florida? I'll just melt a Snickers into a Guinness