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Florida B.S. Thread

Discussion in 'Florida' started by Jason'sLawnCare, Jun 19, 2010.

  1. Feb 1, 2011 at 8:57 PM
    mgrande

    mgrande iKill

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    thats a good one
     
  2. Feb 1, 2011 at 8:58 PM
    Jason'sLawnCare

    Jason'sLawnCare [OP] Prepared for Bambi

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    I like the attention to detail. Apparently it's had a boob job, they are out of shape and different sizes.
     
  3. Feb 2, 2011 at 2:33 AM
    rhodehard09

    rhodehard09 sometimes nonsense is the only sense someone has

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    jason, i love the truck in yours. what kind of suspension is that?
    jesse, your girl looks like she has 3 ass cheeks.
    wow, so this is what weve been reduced to.........:D
    someone should submit these to tcbob for the banner:D
     
  4. Feb 2, 2011 at 4:24 AM
    weiser5150

    weiser5150 Stickers and new floormats arent Mods

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    wait.....is Jason riding his mower with a "boner"?:jerkoff::turtleride:
     
  5. Feb 2, 2011 at 5:54 AM
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    You must have "misplaced your Dad's tools as a youngster (okay really young) and have been banned from using them. Start now buying what you need and eventually you will have enough to put in a tool box (buy that too) and you will accumulate quite a collection...
     
  6. Feb 2, 2011 at 6:08 AM
    jward2331

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    :laughing: perfect anology
     
  7. Feb 2, 2011 at 6:11 AM
    jward2331

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    When your drunk, it doesn't matter what they look like. The uglier the easier... As you get older you tend to raise the bar a little. :D
     
  8. Feb 2, 2011 at 6:17 AM
    jward2331

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    That is unsafe! don't left OSHA find out....:eek:
     
  9. Feb 2, 2011 at 6:19 AM
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    As you can all see, I am catching up here....


    Jesse, who did you get to help you draw that pic?:help:
     
  10. Feb 2, 2011 at 6:23 AM
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    No Help :D
    I did it all on my own. :p
     
  11. Feb 2, 2011 at 8:51 AM
    The End

    The End #allenfab

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    I've been gone for a night so here goes.

    Amen

    This.

    But also this.

    Wise words from a wise man.

    Love it.

    Hilarious.

    First funny thing that Jesse ever did.

    Lol.

    Ok, I'm up to speed now.
     
  12. Feb 2, 2011 at 9:12 AM
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    ohh man, you guys are funny:laugh:
     
  13. Feb 2, 2011 at 1:05 PM
    Jason'sLawnCare

    Jason'sLawnCare [OP] Prepared for Bambi

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    solid struts, you get to see those "tig ol' bitties" bounce


    "" compliments of Viet:D

    Seems that way. I hope I don't hit a bump or I'll impale myself with it.
     
  14. Feb 2, 2011 at 1:15 PM
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    jjw1 Well-Known Member

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    LOL :D

    No self sucking :eek:
     
  15. Feb 2, 2011 at 1:17 PM
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    jjw1 Well-Known Member

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    Why would there be bumps on a Vag other than the lips? lol
    Warts? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww GROSS!!!
     
  16. Feb 2, 2011 at 1:43 PM
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    jjw1 Well-Known Member

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    MsTRD is HOT!
     
  17. Feb 2, 2011 at 2:08 PM
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    You're on the wrong coast.
     
  18. Feb 2, 2011 at 2:10 PM
    Jason'sLawnCare

    Jason'sLawnCare [OP] Prepared for Bambi

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    and age...

    edit: or was that to all of us and it was a quinky dink?
     
  19. Feb 2, 2011 at 2:24 PM
    Khaos

    Khaos Big Member

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    Depends on how big a girl is.. If were talking beached whale, thats a no go. A little on the thick side aint bad.

    And seriously, red neck girls are crazy in the sack.
     
  20. Feb 2, 2011 at 2:37 PM
    mgrande

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    quality over quantity
     

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