ASSHOLE PARKING

At Poco's in Doylestown; I was picking up a DoorDash order. This was the last spot close to the restaurant, and this Silverado kept me from taking it...

 

Make ya cuss?

 

makes me wish that I still had my 2002 Tundra… I would have taken that spot…

 

Yup!

 

Oh, I so would have snuggled my 2004 Wrangler right up against is driver side door. Chevy driving shitbird lacking self awareness.

 

I was boxed in by another taco in the garage, had to get in the passengers side. We’re not all good people…

 

I would never park like this for fear of getting keyed.

 

This is the fire station's only parking lot. At both entrances there are large signs that say "FIREFIGHTER PARKING ONLY". This self-righteous asshole is not a firefighter. He could have parked down the road at a public parking lot but that would entail walking an extra 200'.

 

Being as the fire station is a governmental facility, what recourse do you have in having the vehicle “involuntarily removed?”

Since y’all have badges, can you write tickets?

 

Fire Marshalls or PD can, but firefighters cannot. In the distant past, offenders were towed as per the warning on the signs, but it's not routinely enforced. The vast majority people have the good sense not to park there. However, this individual has been caught two previous times parking like this in our lot in the past few months, so the issue has been escalated.

 

I personally would have tagged and towed him after the first time, especially parking like that. Complete and utter rudeness.

 

Nothing a good old-school, high dollar tow wouldn't solve! Typically works every time!

In my college days, I was a Resident Mgr at a large Apt Complex that had just enough parking for tenants. We had a massive 4x8 sign that was in your face as you turned into the complex. My 2 other roommates and myself would tow for sport. I could write a book on the shit we did. There were nights on duty where I'd bag 5 or 6 cars in the course of 1 evening. I'd see those same cars return at times and the owners would always comment that they were just here to pick someone up or they'd just scatter. It wasn't often we'd ever have repeat offenders after they got the $125 tow bill (1980's money!) not to mention the PITA of car retrieval!

I did have this one guy, though...it was cat and mouse for almost a year.

 

this guy eh....

several times... ffs have him towed and have the lot not respond or bury that shit so it takes a week retrieve;

I wonder what is the excuse

 

If they won't enforce the towing perhaps a couple firefighters could box him in good. Nose in on his left side about 3" away from his mirror. Another one backs in on his right side about 3 inches off that mirror. The owner can crawl in through the rear hatch when he wants to leave.

 

This lady parked in the handicap spot just to let her teenage son go inside and get something to drink. I hate lazy assholes that abuse handicap parking.

 

years ago… I parked… a friend and I were going to lunch… my friend was very mild mannered… a car pulled into a handicap spot… my mild mannered friend… observed… saw two non handicapped guys get out… he took exception to their actions… he exploded…. “hey a$$ holes!!! I better see some crutches get out of that car with you!!!!” the two jumped back in the car and parked in a proper spot. OOruh!

 

I did building maintainence in my younger years and one day my boss asked me to do an early morning stakeout with him. Seems quite a few people who didn't work there were parking and going about a 5 minute walk to the train station in order to save $4 a day parking in that lot. A couple of weeks prior he had tagged a few cars and this day we were doing tag and tow. The initial trip he had seen one guy getting out of his car and told him it was private only, and was told to fuck off. I would have towed his ass right then.

Anyway, we bagged about 10-12 cars. My favorite was some twat in a new Audi Quattro who zipped in, cut the wheels hard and fled so she definitely knew what she was up to. I had the pleasure of tagging as well as watching the tow truck have to bounce that thing out of the spot to hook it up.

 

There's even (at least one) YouTube channel on the self-entitled getting towed.

 

I also confronted someone at Sam's Club. This person was rude to an elderly woman in line and then I saw her getting in her car in the handicap parking spot. I made a comment to her and then she took it upon herself to drive down to my car and confront me. It got very out of hand and to the point that my wife got in the car in fear for what might happen. It escalated farther than I expected but I never backed down. She finally gave up arguing and drove off. If only I had a bazooka in my car I would have let her rip at her as she drove off.