1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Sellout.

 

my two year old the other day started randomly saying "Fuck!", I'm no saint but I'm way better at controlling my swearing around her than my wife is. So I blame her

The thing is, it's hard as hell not to bust up laughing when she goes around the house yelling "fuck!" at the cat, but as soon as I laugh she does it even more. I have to run to other room and get it out

 

Lol. At least it’s just a fun sound to her now.

A friends kid asked if she could start using Fuck, and her mom told her she could once she knew what it meant.
That’ll be a fun day

 

In second grade, this kid comes up to me and asks if I can sound out a word so I said sure. He goes F..U..C..K.., so I said fook? Nope try again. Fuck?

He runs and tells the teacher who calls my parents who chew me out when I got home, little fucker.

 

Snitches get stiches.

 

Just the beginning of your downward spiral, i'm sure of it. By third you were probably donning a purple suit and gold chains while auctioning off kids at recess.

 

haha, not exactly. I was a Boy Scout literally and figuratively until the end of high school. My downward spiral began after my HS girlfriend dumped me 2 weeks before prom lol.

 

I was going to say, don't blame me

 

Ahh same. I didn't start drinking till sometime after 21, much influence from the girlfriend there. The cussing really came into its own when I joined the railroad, as did the coffee drinking.

 

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goin through the old laptop before the new one arrives and found this. too true

 

cats do plenty of things that warrant swearing lmao

 

Don't worry, we have faith that you can make it another 6.

 

southern kids know how to have fun!

 

Ubetchya bygollie

 

Well college cafe California rolls are just about as good as they sound

 

@Das it mang

you should got a crown Vic

 

fun > eyebrows

 

great fake name idea