ASSHOLE PARKING

Just gotta love parking lots after a big snow storm...

I initially pulled into the open spot on the left, but quickly realized that doing so would leave this guy 2 feet away from the right side of my bed at a 45 degree angle. And since this driver proved incapable of pulling straight in to a wide open space, I decided that the probability of their getting out without backing into the side of my truck was highly unlikely. So, not wanting to sacrifice my truck to make a point, I decided a public shaming of this RAV4 driver on this thread is called for instead.

 

No that’s just the cost of business and why everyone gets the 85 hook fee doesn’t matter if your next door or an hour away. Now if your really far and not going back to where the tow truck is from then you might get some unloaded miles usually about 2-2.5$ a mile. Just covers the expense of running the truck.

 

That’s why I love my bumpers, doesn’t matter if they hit the front or corner of my truck they’ll hit my bumper before a body panel.

 

Just another Mercedes

 

https://leakedreality.com/video/28180/park-like-an-idiot-fall-like-an-tard

 

I really enjoyed that one.

Never say that Karma doesn't have a sense of humor.

 

Not really an A hole but hasn’t learned their lesson yet.

 

What are those, Chrysler 300 wheels?

 

Monkey see monkey do

 

Does space availability impact the asshole parking threshold? If so these two may be under the asshole parking watermark. There is at least one row in front of and one row behind, with no other vehicles in the picture so at the time this was taken...one could argue... that these are not assholes parking because they are not impacting others. However comma pause for effect, if this lot were to fill up (movie theater later in the day, mall stores begin to open, church services, etc.) these two may impact others with their shitty parking and meet the threshold.

• Is asshole parking relative to the lot size, space availability (i.e. impact to others)?
• f(AP) = 1 / IO
  • where IO = lot size (ft^2) / number of spaces

Please note these drivers could be assholes for reasons unrelated to parking.

 

Bla Bla Bla, Bla Bla Bla. Air man up and admit your guilt. Thumbs down!

 

Today's sandwich
So many derped out people on this blue marble.

 

Thats when you take a dump on those cars. What assholes.

 

Pull into a spot already.

Dude on motorcycle was in one of these empty spots, was backing out when another car came in entrance to right, had to swing wide to avoid this dumbass and almost clipped bike.

 

Another asshole that owns the parking lot

 

He fears not the key.

 

And I purposely parked out as far away from anything and this is what I come back to 2 spots over

 

Proof it can be done…