1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Why not make a negative epoxy mold

 

Looks at door handle

 

The top layer of my mouth agrees as its currently shedding the outer layer of flesh

 

I did that the other day... thing is.. i kept eating it anyway

 

Yeah...despite knowing better I kept trying another bite every 5 seconds hoping it had cooled down

 

maybe pizza should only be oven warmed

 

ain't got time for that

Though toaster ovens are a good compromise if I've got a little patience

 

Keep it real Aussies

 

*a hologram of Jeff Bezos suddenly materializes in the stall and tells you you're fired*

 

fucking Australia, wtfff

 

Huntsman spiders are a regular occurrence over there, part of regular pretrip is checking under visors for them.

 

One of many reasons why that country is one place I will never step foot in

the other reasons are also large spider/insect related

 

I'mma need a bigger frying pan

 

I feel like you could torch that thing with a can of hairspray + a lighter and it would just enrage it

 

This is why the shotgun was invented.

 

This one was brazen and stole a whole ass strip of bacon

 

They're harmless to humans and really good at hunting the Aussie fauna that aren't harmless to us

 

Great now I can relate to a fucking spider and feel a bit of empathy toward it, thanks

 

Yeah I've heard about that, the funnel web ones are the ones to look out for. Also ugly mfkers but at least not the size of a small dog