1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Do you own it or does it own you?

 

Fine
As long as it doesn't chop the head off

 

They were probably doing drugs and wanted the auto-flush to stop

or having a wank

 

He stole the big mint after covering the camera
Smart

 

I usually cover it up, not because it's watching my ass but because I hate it flushing while I'm still sitting on the shitter. Hate it when my nuts get splashed from a flush I wasn't expecting!

 

That's the best part, it's like a surprise bidet

 

Yeah, not a fan.

 

https://optoffroad.com/products/alignment-cam-eliminator-plates

I kinda wanna try these

 

I've got an old German shepherd mix and to get in the truck she puts her front paws up and waits for me to lift her butt up so she can pull herself the rest of the way. She's getting to the point that I have to lift her butt up for her to pull up onto the couch sometime (she's pretty spoiled)

 

Looks like you'd probably want some SPC uppers to go with it

 

Definitely something to fine tune

 

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=frBd5Cw4fIk&feature=share

 

Those bro-verlanders, I tell ya h-wut

 

Looks like I'm going to have to give a deposition next month to the lawyer of the guy I used to work with that's suing this company. Company lawyer wants me to come to their offices downtown so I can be "prepared" by them first. FML

this guy was a pain in the ass to work with when he was here and now 3 years later he's still a pain in the ass

 

Make sure to beat someone up the first day to show dominance

 

Meh, I'm sure they'd treat it like any modern tech treats aligning an old school Ford straight axle

*tech does nothing

 

Sir, you're under arrest for assaulting the Judge


at least it's testimony taken out of court, I sure as shit don't want to get pulled into the actual trial going on in April

 

Street cred in the joint though

 

Unless he enjoys it