Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

They need to bring some of those space toilet innovations my way

 

Mining asteroids for extremely scarce resources on Earth has a lot of potential. Also, space shipping! Faster delivery times!

And of course improved telecoms. As always.

 

I honestly thought they got over their growing pains last year…
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WRONG.

 

Humanity goofed up when it crawled out of the sludge pond lol

 

Military: Currently it takes us 2 hours to destroy all life on the planet via icbm deployment. This is unacceptable!

Defense contractors: We're working on it! We hope to provide a 50% reduction in TTTA (time to total annihilation) within 5 years, just be patient.

 

Military industrial complex would not exist if efficiency was priority…it also wouldn’t exist if complete destruction occurred.

 

There's some really fun alien conspiracy stuff that goes into how nuclear war isn't actually possible because the aliens will disable our nukes en masse if we tried. It's based on some tenuous documents going over weapons "mysteriously malfunctioning during testing"

I don't subscribe to that theory at all, but boy is it entertaining to read how some people's brains work.

 

I hear Gamestop is set to experience some sort of short squeeze.

 

mainstream news told me to forget about it about 38,000 times so I finally did

 

forget about what?

 

I don't believe it.

 

It's all about finding that balance between complete antihalation, and being able to bid on the reconstruction contracts.

 

Create the problem, manufacture the solution, brilliant!

 

And this why you’ll always be…..

something something hairpiece

 

Have you guys seen the new electric hummer? 1000 horsepower 0-60 in 3 seconds and 350 miles a charge.

 

Only 350? Slackers

 

More than my Taco gets lol

 

Your taco is easy to refuel

 

I’m not impressed everyone can make what Tesla was making several years ago. We should be up to 500 mile range minimum. Then when you load it full of shit for a family road trip in the winter you can actually get 250 miles.