Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

Should have bought an access cab so you toys would fit.

 

DCLB.....

 

Needed all that space so your extra large purchase from Cirilla's would fit.

 

when it comes to anime im your friend! but im overall not a nice/good person

 

The only reason I even know what that is.... Is from that absolute grilling that happened in the STL thread

Yes you are. Now..... Roast!

 

I would have never guessed you were truly a mean person. Maybe actually one of the nicer people I've talked to on here.

 

what kinda we doing? should i bring the carrots and vegies?

 

overall im not awful but as people say people change people so im a lot more harsh/rude then i use to be..... i care a lot less about others and such like that and truly not worried about others feelings overall im not that great lol

 

Does this look like whole foods to you? We're not feeding rabbits here, we're grilling. Meat. Steak. Salt and pepper 4 minutes. 2 minutes per side. Grill marks. Let's sit for 2 minutes then down the hatch.

No fuss. No overhandling it.

 

ya but you gotta add vegies to it also!

 

No wonder your taco is such a mess, you're worried about kale salad while you've got a front end coming apart because it hasn't had a proper steak and more than a week. What is this world coming to. Men used to be men... Now they eat carrot infused latte shakes.

Wrap that shit in bacon, son. Croutons? Try croutons 2.0. ham croutons.

Carrots? Substitute for sausages. Bingo. Now you're eating like a king.

 

ew... i like meat and vegies thats how roast has always been made at my house now wrapping it in bacon sounds pretty good tbh but sausage nah not a fan lol

 

@McRib seems to think you're a fan of sausage....

 

I don't see all of that personally as being a bad person. To me (not knowing every aspect and I might be wrong) it seems you tell people how it is and dont fluff it up to make them feel all warm and fuzzy. Am I in the ball park? Not caring what everyone thinks just means your you and your fine with that. You seem to be very nice on here and even if you weren't as nice in person you would still seem like a person I would talk to. Your good in my book.

 

Can you and @Calamity_taco get a room already? @McRib can you believe this? He's two-timing on you!

 

Sorry I guess I should have just sent him the message directly.
It's not what it looks like! I'm really not trying to steal him from @McRib.

 

I dont think you ever said who's truck this is.

 

Well whoever's it is they have the cool bed rack, wheels, recovery boards but from what it looks like they still have the stock looking Bilsteins. Like come on that to me removes cool points. Everybody knows that 5100 are where it's at and anyone who has a cool truck wouldn't even consider the stock ones. I know I keep hitting on this (definitely not running out of ideas on how to roast people) but it seems they still have stock mudflaps. Having stock Bilsteins and mudflaps together really bring down the cool factor.