1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

https://youtu.be/CtwJvgPJ9xw

 

3 days of hard drinking is hard a human

 

The most annoying thing on planet earth is not being able to find websites you were able to find Soo easily before

I need to look something up on my Camrys vin with the Toyota website vin deal that I was Soo easily able to find to use for my tundra... It's been 5 minutes and I give up

 

A soft breeze could carry him away

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ9yItYp5Vd/

 

Ah yes the perfect accessory for the distended gut outdoorsman/hunter. You know the guys always wearing real tree camo and an orange hat, even though the only place they've ever rustled up a meal was the deli aisle.

$10 Ka-Bar Tactical Spork (Spoon Fork Knife) Tool 9909 Black, 1 Pack

https://smile.amazon.com/Ka-Bar-Tac...s=outdoor-recreation&sr=1-12&ts_id=2204505011

 

The 'I almost joined the military' guy fits this just right.

That guy also buys Black Rifle Coffee and thinks his tricked out Glock 17 with ZEV slide makes him an operator.

 

Hmmm, found a house with a 3 car detached garage with an oil change pit. That could be fun, hopefully ‘pending’ doesn’t turn into sold

 

Ooof

 

Oil change pit can also double as a snake pit

ya know, just in case you were into that whole Northumbrian/British torture thing

 

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

 

Oil change pit in a home? That's kinda neat actually. Provided you don't flood it like the BoostedBoiz did

 

I was thinking more along the lines of Ragnar's death in the show Vikings, but Silence of the Lambs works too

 

So I didn't watch the SB yesterday but heard one of the best commercials was the Rocket Homes/Mortgage Barbie one, pretty funny

https://youtu.be/ukLeyxOA8uk

 

Yeah someone built a nice garage out back with a high bay and everything.


What did they flood it with?

 

Ground water, i guess the floor drain was plugged

 

Spoiler alert haha

 

his character is loosely based off the historical records of Ragnar Lothbrok, and according to legend that's how he really died...so it's not really a spoiler lol.

Plus that happened in season 4 or 5? Which was like 4 years ago so I'm outside the statute of limitations

join me next week as I spoil the ending (or lack thereof) to The Sopranos

 

great idea

 

5 words I despise hearing:

"Our glue pump isn't pumping."


Welp, another pair of pants goes in the garbage. And the people still wont wash out the glue hoses at the end of the day.