Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

My knowledge of the greek language increased 5 fold after I started learning options

 

theta boy.

 

love me them leaps with that slow time decay. Makes it easier to get out after you realize you made a colossal mistake at the beginning

 

TIL "ofuk" is Greek.

 

Θfuk

 

This never gets old.

 

whoah that's an oldie from the archives

 

Reminded me of this gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

 

I'm just trying to keep up the payments to Yachts. No, not the boat, the magazine.

I don't know what it's called, I just know the sound it makes when I lose money.

 

Tropic thunder ref. Nice

 

Shit, I understand options fine but generally don't mess with them. Too much work. Easier to just let my well diversified portfolio tracking the major indexes reliably return 7-10% annual while I Kayak fish, shitpost, and play with my kid instead.

 

You could sell that kid and get a decent price for it and increase the ROI on your other investments

 

Hell no man, she's freakin adorable.

Also, selling her wouldn't change ROI, it would just increase the nominal amount of capital garnering said ROI.

 

Buy XYLD to solve this problem.

 

I ran the math.

On the one side, there's a 4/7,000,000,000 chance I might spawn a billionaire that could care for me in my old age.

On the other side, I could have spawned some mediocre shit like myself (this would be the average scenario) who really doesn't like his parents.

And then there's the wildcard. Having a kid that ties you down forever because it just thinks wallstreetbets is the way

I elected to get a vasectomy and use the $200k I'd spend on raising a kid to perpetuate my "own 60' sailboat" fund

 

I did that on your recommendation. I have 2 shares. It's paying me $8 a year (projected)

 

You need 20,000 shares and you can live off of it.

 

Trying

 

Should I get rid of the few thousand GME shares I have?