Ontario BS Thread

It is you who is the slav

 

New mayor


Huzzah!

 

Thank you for noticing!

that means we drink!

 

For those that don't know yet. When a young woman comes of age her mom or grand mother will sit her down and give her the talk. Not about the birds and bee's , not about finances, not about life but about the key to a woman's happiness in marriage.
you see in every woman's purse there is a secret compartment that is attached to another secret compartment, they are circular and somewhat deep is usually hidden somewhere in the purse so to the onlooker looks like nothing is there.
now the goal of the wife is to fill these pockets with the husbands BALLS.!!! And that is why we have to let our truck's rot out b4 we can get a new one. hahahahaha.....lol

 

All Hail @Shveet

 

I just kicked wife’s purse full send.

Didn’t feel shit.

 

i hate how good this is.

 

I thought it was a Toronto tradition that the mayor the new mayor smoke some crack. Please don't smoke crack.

 

New Mayor always buys Ardbeg for the group. Isn't that right @Norilsk

 

As you said, that is the Toronto tradition which is accurate. I'm in the outskirts of Burlington and not quite been annexed into the GTA.


we do heroin instead

 

Finally with the new Mayor gig you can get a pair of shoes. lol

 

Blasphemy! Your account shall be suspended, I invoke IRON CURTAIN LAW. Any mentions of alternative power shall be prosecuted and called out as a North Carolina Squat Supporter! Nobody can regulate and control the liberty of this thread. My voters genuinely believe in the power of one and only one.

/S

 

Those are safety feet. Composite toes.

 

We slavs blacksmith like real men.

 

Here we call it the Emergency Measures Act. Its used crises such as world wars, French separatist hostage takings, and parking violations. Can't say if it has the power to maintain a dictatorship control of the BS thread though.

 

I’ll just call Vlad, the tzar always knows how to maintain power.

 

Lock them up!!!

 

Another episode of Heavy Rescue 401.
I'm on 402 though.