The Lair

I bought the truck used with 11k miles on it, no way I could rack them up that quickly! And sadly no, that is not the 7.3, it's not even an excursion, just a pickup with a shell on it. It doesn't even have the cool V10 as far as I'm aware.

 

Unless you are a ride share driver, the need for a camera on the driver has always perplexed me...

 

Could be useful if I’m ever the victim of a car jacking, the camera has parking mode so it could see if someone attempts to enter the truck, could prove useful to prove I wasn’t texting and driving in some situations, ridiculous drive thru interactions, etc. Very specific scenarios, but it wouldn’t necessarily hurt anything. It’s not like this footage is gonna be uploaded to a cloud so it’s not a privacy concern.

 

Step 1. Visit Chik Fil A (obviously, duh)
Step 2. Record order taker saying "My Pleasure"
Step 3. Make it your cellphone ringtone
Step 4. (optional) add Metal Gear voiceover intro and catchy tune; go viral on tiktok.

 

Fortunately, I had an Anderson plug on mine. It came unhooked during my accident and probably saved me from going up in flames.

 

Ok. I didn't think of the carjacking scenario. I could go viral on YouTube when donut operator reviews the footage...cuz it would end badly for the dirt bag...

 

All this talk of CFA...I stopped for lunch!

 

Well, what had happened wuz...

 

Dad mode…..activate!

 

If you aren't livestreaming this 24/7 to RandyFans then you're squandering a valuable source of income.

 

Dont give yourself a OTPHJ and forget to turn the camera off.

 

That’ll be intentional and go on RandyFans

 

In that case, wear the mullet.

 

I will pay for a years subscription of RandyFans.com if someone cryos some CFA and sends it to me in Japan.

 

Just go eat KFC. It basically the same. Plus, I read that it's better in Japan because they still use all 11 herbs and spices.

 

You're just upset because you didn't think of it first.

 

I recently learned that a foil cutter was a thing for wine bottles and tonight was my first time getting to use it. You guys, this is a game changer. No more stabbing the foil with the corkscrew and picking away at the foil with my fingernail like a goddamn heathen.

$25 Wine Foil Cutter

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08FHHVVVB?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

 

I think I'm going to need a stream on RandyFans in order to see side by side comparison of the corkscrew caveman method and the tool

 

OG lair members remember what happened the first time I was all hopped up on red wine and was hanging out on TW. Let’s not repeat that.