PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

I love exploring junkyards; Unfortunately, most of them don't allow you to take pictures and you've got to know somebody...

 

LOL! I get it.

15 years ago, I ate a Carl's Jr. $6 Mushroom Burger and inside if 1 hour after consuming, I was faced with uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea that started at about 10pm and went through the entire night till 6am with no more than a 30 minute reprieve in between sessions. I was almost ER bound by my wife and it stopped. Talked to the County Health Dept that late morning about my situation and the resta and they said it was undoubtedly a bout with Norovirus. It took a few days to feel human again.

That was the most violent sickness I have ever experienced in my 60 years. Made my past July case of "The Vid" look like a booger. I have never set foot in or even come close to driving in close proximity to a Carl's Jr. since then. The Psych powers are incredible and just thinking about it puts me right back to that experience that night. It's a great way to quit fast food, though!

 

Haven't eaten at a Carl's Jr. in years, but I love In N Out Burger!

 

In n Out is the only fast food we go to, now!

 

On the subject of food poisoning now huh?
I’ll use this story let people know just 1 of many things a truck driver deals with at times.

My father is a truck driver. He got food poisoning after eating at Arby’s.
That’s back when they were doing the Kings Hawaiian buns.
He still hasn’t been back to an Arby’s and won’t touch a Kings Hawaiian roll.

To make the story short, he ended up in the ER for treatment.
And when he finally made it back to his truck, he still had to clean up vomit and diarrhea.
To make things worse, it was frozen vomit and diarrhea. He was sick for 2 days.
Finally got back in the truck on the 3rd day.

There”s more to driving a truck than most people will ever know.
You don’t just drive a big truck to the ER, it’s just not that simple.

 

So he ended up pooping himself in the truck?!?!

 

Yes. That’s what happened.

 

Driving home from work earlier today, windows down (the right one as far as it would go ), classic rock blasting; I thought it looked like it was going to rain...

 

Now it is!

 

I will admit that I had to pee in a Monster can while on the road before, and I got some piss on the Wet Okole seat cover...



Also stepped in dog poop and got it on the carpet once. Never shat myself in the truck though!

 

This is a safe space, you can tell the truth here.

 

I love sampling different types of lager; Drinking my last can of Green State...





What are you drinking?

 

That's all I did; Never even sharted in the truck; I did have a former girlfriend fart in my truck on the first date though!

 

I wish I was there to mortify them

 

I thought you didn't drink anymore...?

 

Charlie want!