The Lair

You're just upset because you didn't think of it first.

 

I recently learned that a foil cutter was a thing for wine bottles and tonight was my first time getting to use it. You guys, this is a game changer. No more stabbing the foil with the corkscrew and picking away at the foil with my fingernail like a goddamn heathen.

$25 Wine Foil Cutter

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08FHHVVVB?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

 

I think I'm going to need a stream on RandyFans in order to see side by side comparison of the corkscrew caveman method and the tool

 

OG lair members remember what happened the first time I was all hopped up on red wine and was hanging out on TW. Let’s not repeat that.

 

Jaime forgets nothing.

 

Your corkscrew doesn't have the little foil knife?

 

If it did I wouldn’t have bought this one you silly goose.

 

Some people just want to watch the world burn...

 

Your hands are always perfectly manicured & well hydrated. Extra randyfan points for that.

 

Me included.

How did the prostate exam go?

 

Indeed. Nothing.

 

Your neighbor must have the biggest piece of turd ever to roll out of Detroit. Those 5.4 3v engines were as boat anchors on the f150 I can only imagine them in a 2500 application. Stop posting pictures of that one Randall. You are only teasing.

The firebird hasn’t made an appearance in some time now

 

You should have just bought a server's corkscrew with a foil knife. Probably cheaper too!

 

NEVER. AGAIN.

 

HAHA the spicy didn’t agree with you?

 

So if no cloud upload, how do you pull the footage after you've been extracted, ejected, or otherwise separated from the tundy, or in the scenario with the tundy stolen?

 

Ever seen "Taken"? Imagine Randy as Liam Neeson, but with dashcam footage, not a teenage girl in peril.

 

...Good luck.

 

If they take the truck the footage goes with it. I guess I should’ve said attempted car jacking.