1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Bro, I looked at this and thought "there's no way this isn't a reference to that song" and went to find it. Guess what the first suggested song is?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qgh4lRFchQM&feature=share

 

Yeah we lived on a cul-del-sac for several years atop a steep ass hill, but the the top was flat. So we played roller hockey a bunch in the cul-de-sac but inevitably someone would hit the ball down the hill and that person had to go get it. I still wear many scars on my knees and elbows from those experiences. Not to mention having to crawl into the storm drains to retrieve the balls that went down there, back before they put rebar over them

We also got the bright idea once to ride the wagon down the hill and use large Hefty trash bags as parachutes to slow down....yeah that didn't work

 

Some of us used to make this for shits and giggles. I was big into drift trikes before they became popular and you could buy a pre-made setup.. used a little kids bike, cut off the rear part of the frame and weld in some triangles. Take wheelbarrow tires and stuff em inside the green drainage pipes for slicks. Man there are some days I miss being in my early 20s

https://youtu.be/moRE8IlNiMU

 

I know targeted tracking and ads are getting good but What are the fucking odds a random ICP song about fucking a ghost would be the first suggested after looking at a meme about ghost sex?

I wonder if Android does constant OCR and if that's why my performance and battery went to shit

 

If there's is one thing I've learned. If something is free, you're the product. Android has no cost... so

 

Captions say it’s a different song, but I’m hearing Bella Ciao (goodbye beautiful) making it even funnier

 

Yep, just continually surprised by how advanced things have gotten

 

I can see something discussed in this thread and within a few minutes an advertisement about the subject will pop up on Yahoo (right rail) ad banner. Creepy.

 

We're having an ice thunderstorm. Crazy!

 

Yeah, I think we've discussed stuff like that before. It's just crazy that it's progressed to using either image exif info, OCR, or content recognition to link a specific meme to a song lol

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Oh yeah.. Are you listening to my work conversations? I just finished a call about being Kafkaesque..

 

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I would prefer hot Kofta in my area

 

I’ll take a schwarma if you’re going out.

 

@Kwikvette

 

I feel like this is my theme song for the next few months.

https://youtu.be/_WVA92lnty0

 

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Do you even lift