Ontario BS Thread

The lot lizards go to Aldershot

 

Truly miss The Billy Rose in the east end back in the day

 

So @Shveet can recruit them enroute to 4WheelParts?

 

here is your first member, fulfilled all the requirements to join

 

But did they de-bead a tire?

 

Let he without sin,
cast the first stone!

I'm not saying that there are a lot of eyes in this room pointed in your direction...

Now sit down son,

A. Look me straight in the eye and say you have never done donuts in a parking lot...

B. Look me straight in the eye and say you have never flipped/rolled/trashed a vehicle,
doing something that some would be considered... um less than intellectual.

Me thinks that high horse of yours can now be ridden by a smurf! (And he wouldn't even need a boost).

But look on the bright side, at least none of US were dumb enough to roll a suv in a parking lot doing donuts. LOL
(looks around the room just to make sure)

If you blinked, twitched, snickered or started going into a hilarious reminiscence with A or B....


You get to join the HOH & BJ club shveet is setting up! (Hamilton OffRoad Hookers and Black Jack Club).

President Shveet used his Civil Eng powers to seize the Old Hamilton Strip Chairs for the clubhouse, and got the brass polls from the Billy Rose to mount in the VIP lounge.

Members that register early get to sit in the chairs while they are still squishy,

VIP members can sniff the poles.

private msg shveet and ask him "how much to sniff a pole" for an extra 5% off.

 

sticker time.....

 

this is gold

to add, the club's interior had been redone and refurbished to have a grand theater
Here are some interior shots
Penthouse:


We have Cathedral ceilings

The "private" rooms:

and the grand hall:


the stripper poles are also designed to look like Hamilton's finest of confections! The humble heroin needle!


(the photos are from the old Westing house, did a 3D scan of most of the building and had some architects from florida deisgn the interior space as offices for some fortune 500 company. It's a pretty sweet project)
here is the scan video for those interested;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy0Cj4gYQV0

 

I like the vibes, I can visualize a high end gentlemen's club here.

This top section could have some sort of grate/glass or some sort of see through flooring on top of the joists with strippers dancing on top under coloured LED lights

Basically overhead dancing strippers? Lets hope they dont have crabs.



Rather than private rooms here, you could utilize the supports to separate lounge areas (i.e. big couches for multiple VIP areas {$$$$})

 

Are we building a TEC strip club? Is there where the dues go?

 

A fine establishment to discuss how to fit 35s without CMC and fender trimming, for dudes and dudettes

the money portion... don't ask, just pay

 

Correction on what I said earlier. You're right, if ADD is disconnected, the automatic locker would stay locked, so it would stay quiet in 2WD. So the only drawbacks to the system are like others have posted, unpredictable locking/unlocking in turns in 4hi, and more stress on the front driveline parts.

 

Jacques-Cartier National Park!

 

all I see is snow

 

Does that mean there'll be a cover charge on all events now?

 

No cover. But the wristbands go for Big bucks.

 

To be fair that is National snow

 

Hey All! Long time no see. Hope everyone is doing well!

Hoping someone can help me out if you have them and not using them. I’ll pay of course…

Looking for the generic mounts that normally come with Baja DesignsSquadrons.
I have a pair that came with fog light mounts but want to mount elsewhere using the universal/generic mount.
Need two, hardware preferred but not necessary. As pictured. Let me know thanks!

 

If nobody got extra ones, the next step is to bent in vice and drill holes