Whatever

shit.

 

Stupid question. Where did you get bungee so thin!
I mean I have small ones

 

try the craft/fabric store, sometimes the have it. I bought a spool online awhile ago…

 

Tomorrow…. Then we’re outta here Sunday morning.

 

let the weekend begin…

 

That’s the website on the spool?

 

Pizza stone . I need one of those too

 

not sure, just google 1/8” bungee/shock cord, there’s a zillion sellers

 

Looks like an email address to me.

 

get a full size pizza steel for your oven…


my little stone is small. I have it ‘cause it fits in the grill for summer, but you gotta be careful when you make the slide.

 

Alrighty....
I think I have about 80% of the entertainment lined up for next weeks Whatever thread birthday party. Thank you to all that have chosen to participate!!
This is what I've booked thusfar....

@OneGiraffe will be hosting a fingernail painting expo, be sure to stop in and get your nails did for free!! Purple even!!

@TacomaDave will be performing his standup comedy act, this one is a real belly churner!!

@Gritto will be telling long, pointless stories that ramble on and on....it's a great booth to grab a nap in before seeking real entertainment!!

@SRH will be hovering above a vat of Grey Goose and waiting for somebody to dunk her. (It's surprising how long she stays down there!)

@FishnTx and @1buzzbait will be conducting a semenar on how to properly catch common carp on nothing but a shoelace and some dried pasta!!

@Taco critter will be hosting his first annual class on how to post only emojis, ummm and what the.

@Gen1TacoLady will have her first ever TW booth set up as well!! She's going to teach us all how to be the most popular person in a thread without typing a single word!! You don't want to miss this one!!

@My Name is Rahl will be hosting a @My Name is Rahl party!! No idea what that's about.


We got @Hobbs too!! He's gonna show grainy, never before seen footage of the rare, and often misunderstood, Hobbsquatch!!

@Superdave1.0 will be giving free bj's!!
(That's brake jobs, ya goofs!!)

@CrippledHo may or may not be there, who the hell knows about that guy.

@tclavell will be there as well!! He'll be showing us the trick to finding thousands of pics with the word 'Hobbs' in them. I can't wait to see how he does it!

@Tacotsubo will be there, dressed as a doctor...even though we all know he's just a floor mopper. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


When I asked @buckhuntin-tacoma if he was willing to participate, he was all in!! He's going to have a booth set up with pamplets that show how to retire early so you can eat Cheetohs, watch Maury, and basically not do shit. I can't wait for this one!!!

@SpyGoat will definitely be on hand!!! He'll be taking questions on how to piss away money on your truck for shit you don't need. We could all use a lesson on this!! Well, not me...but some of us could.


@LX5708 will also be there!! He'll be speaking on how to sleep all day whilst somehow convincing your significant other that you actually have a job!! None of us want to miss this one!!


@sdsurfer will be on hand as well!! He'll be the drunk that's heckling @TacomaDave during his standup act


@Sammie and her brand spanking new bf will be there teaching waltzing 101. Us older folks could probably use a refresher course!!

@JennJenn said she plans on being there, weather permitting. She's all about customer satisfaction and will be showing us how a friendly smile at work makes things so much easier.


@G8R_Taco may stop by and give a speech that noone understands yet may be funny
No telling what that quirky bastard might say!!!



There's plenty more, I'm just waiting on confirmation....
Bring your family!! Bring your friends if you have any!!
I hope to see you all there!!

 

Dave!!

Dat looks good!

 

I can't wait... Going to be one hell of an event!!

Spoiler

 

This gonna be fun... and, Bob... Thanks for giving me an easy role. I've had plenty of practice at this...