ASSHOLE PARKING

I park way out in the outskirts of the parking lot with no one around hug the curb and this fuckin asshat tops off my already shitty week

Luckily for shit brains, He had door handles I couldn’t zip tie a shopping cart to
I even had a fresh bag of heavy duty ones
Going to have to think of an alternative for people like this

 

Total A’wad. Not for parking, but hood scoop on a Tacoma.

 

He doesn't know the power of the key.

 

Probably scared someone would see them getting out of that car so they threw it in park while still rolling and jumped out fast.

 

Hahahah. I was goona say, a Kia AND they cant park. Dont want no scratches!

 

This burns my red eye like you wouldn’t believe!
Fucker is just begging for it.

 

A lesser person would put a shoulder to the mirror and a lesser than lesser person would relieve a tire or two of air through the sidewalk.

 

The alternative is just leave it. I mean, look at it this way: They were dumb enough to buy a Lincoln SUV and they park like shit. The only smart move would be to cut off their reportative organs, the rest is just vandalism/assault and not worth it
Maybe just wait for them and as they are getting in to drive off, just point and laugh the whole time.



People fucking hate - HATE! - being trolled in real life. But it's literally the best thing in the world. No explanation, no communication, just point and laugh. Sorry about your shitty week man. We gotcha covered here

 

I support this entirely. No need to damage their property.

Next level trolling would be to park obscenely close to his drivers side door, then point and laugh as you watch him crawl in through the passenger side to drive away. better yet, get a few people to join in, maybe film it too

 

Nailed it.

 

Loosening a couple valve cores creates inconvenience, doesn’t damage property.

Pocket Valve Core Removal Tool Keychain Made of Stainless Steel - Gato Tools, Silver, Standard

https://www.amazon.com/Gato-Tools-Removal-Keychain-Stainless/dp/B09R9DK6GM

 

why I tortured myself looking at this channel I will never know, maybe it was 1am stupor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0DSYPI_PHs

 

How nice of him to tell us his Instagram handle for getting publicly shamed at.

 

Look at how THIS asshole parked! (Spoiler: It was me, I had to park like that so the detailer could wash/wax/ceramic coat it)

 

I should start taking pictures of my tow truck blocking suburban neighborhood roads. Gotta get the car out of the driveway somehow.

 

Ive been gone for awhile but this one is a gem good ol walmart for ya.