ASSHOLE PARKING

Ding Ding Ding, I believe we have a winner.

 

+1...WTF is wrong with people?

 

Sorry I don't have a pic. A few days ago we had a bit of snow. Some guy backed out of his driveway and parked in the middle of the street, then decided to remove the snow from his car. Also looked like he was taking his time chatting with someone from the property.

 

Someone should've unhooked it and moved the trailer to another spot in the parking lot.

 

My wife has the same. Not that surgery (curious what it's called) but she had a double discectomy last year and still has 2 lumbars that are problematic. Please share the sticker you mentioned.

Probably correct re abuse. I've shared before but a college friend had a tag. It was his aunt's car which he drove her places in and used the car himself also. He never used the space unless he was with her though.

 

I park way out in the outskirts of the parking lot with no one around hug the curb and this fuckin asshat tops off my already shitty week

Luckily for shit brains, He had door handles I couldn’t zip tie a shopping cart to
I even had a fresh bag of heavy duty ones
Going to have to think of an alternative for people like this

 

Total A’wad. Not for parking, but hood scoop on a Tacoma.

 

He doesn't know the power of the key.

 

Probably scared someone would see them getting out of that car so they threw it in park while still rolling and jumped out fast.

 

Hahahah. I was goona say, a Kia AND they cant park. Dont want no scratches!

 

This burns my red eye like you wouldn’t believe!
Fucker is just begging for it.

 

A lesser person would put a shoulder to the mirror and a lesser than lesser person would relieve a tire or two of air through the sidewalk.

 

The alternative is just leave it. I mean, look at it this way: They were dumb enough to buy a Lincoln SUV and they park like shit. The only smart move would be to cut off their reportative organs, the rest is just vandalism/assault and not worth it
Maybe just wait for them and as they are getting in to drive off, just point and laugh the whole time.



People fucking hate - HATE! - being trolled in real life. But it's literally the best thing in the world. No explanation, no communication, just point and laugh. Sorry about your shitty week man. We gotcha covered here

 

I support this entirely. No need to damage their property.

Next level trolling would be to park obscenely close to his drivers side door, then point and laugh as you watch him crawl in through the passenger side to drive away. better yet, get a few people to join in, maybe film it too

 

Nailed it.

 

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