Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

I sold the only gold I owned last week. So I could buy a smaller amount with an overpriced rock. But hey, after 4 years and 5 months together, it is probably time to propose.

 

I've heard so many dates over the last year they all keep running together

 

I used Blue Nile...
https://www.bluenile.com/engagement-rings/design-your-own-ring
It was in 2002....THAT how long I've been into this E thing
Anyway...Excellent process and the ring appraised for insurance at nearly 3x what I paid...

Remember don't give the ring on St Patricks day or it will be considered a St Patricks day gift and you don't get I back if it gets broken off...
Remember to word it as
"Accept this ring as a token of our contract to be wed. Should we dissolve said oral agreement the ring shall be returned to the purchasing party."

VERY romantic

 

Lol. Just give her a fake replica until the marriage is final

 

I used Blue Nile as well, pricing was much better and it was helpful as I didn't know shit about rings. Not in 02 though, in '12

 

F, VVS1, VG cut...Best balance of cost vs appearance...

OF course the whole thing is BS...

 

It’s a brilliant con, I’ll give them that.

 

Are you guys literally talking about engagement rings?

 

I saw Ford, and then VVS1, and I was like, wait, tickers can't have numbers in them. And then Vonage? What does F have to do with VG

Oh, you're buying jewelry.

 

Life pro tip. If you skip the marriage she can't take half your moass millions

 

She makes more than I do. And I love her.

 

Ebenezer Scrooge : Why ever did you get married?

Fred : Why? Because I fell in love.

Ebenezer Scrooge : [laughing] That's the only thing in the world sillier than a merry Christmas!

--Muppet Christmas Carol

 

Charlie Schwab not gonna let me play

 

Whoops, my bad. Hang on

 

I was always told:

Find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

It'll be a lot cheaper in the end

 

Reno, NV median home price hits $580k.

Reno. Fucking Reno. When I was in college here, you could buy a 3/2 for $90k near the college.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
I'm off to the shortbus for moass