Moving to Texas?

He loves us TEXANS so much he is studing to be one of US!!! LOL

 

LMAO!!!

It is all SO true! I figured all that out within 1 week of being here. Especially #'s 28, 25, 26 , 17, 16, 15, 7, and 23.

 

I'm starting to feel strangely out of place b/c most of that is very true, but then I remember that I'm in Austin and it’s a whole other story.

 

I don't understand what's funny about that. It's all good advice.

But I never heard that about guacamole. Cools the burn, huh? Is that for 1) the burn on the way in, or 2) the burn on the way out?

I don't think I'd want to use guacamole on #2

 

I think tcBob is doing research on Texans for the benefit of the Alliance, since Alliance members are too drunk and lazy to do it themselves. I think he may be a spy. We should keep our eye on him...

 

Would that make it Preparation "G"?

 

The Alliance is going to have a field day with this list.

 

Good point. However, tcBob made 007 a moderator, so he can't be all bad.

007, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to monitor tcBob for sympathies to the Alliance.

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I knew Bob was on our side! 007 told us to invade Austin, and Bob just gave us a great list of intel. Apparently we need to interupt their chili supply, or at least add beans to it. And these Texans dont seem to be able to function without peppers, maybe we can do something with that. Thanks for the info Bob, we'll make sure to put it to good use

 

if ya stop and think about it.............its about the south as a whole basically. doesnt apply just to texas.............hell, i dont eat beans in my chili either.

hey master........not that big of a field day!!!

 

Pork is acceptable BBQ -- when there's no beef around. It's those sweet or vinegary BBQ sauces that I'll do without.

 

yes it's all true, i can't tell you how many push ups i did in basic training for saying y'all to the drill instuctors!!!! and despite what you see on king of the hill real texans don't BBQ with propane, thats just outdoor cooking!!!

 

pork is AWESOME bbq.......but i agree with you about the vinegary sauce though..........i gotta have something like hickory smoked, or something very tangy, something with a kick. sonny's bbq has some awesome sauces there!!!

 

mustard based is actually pretty good if its done right. brisket is good as hell too, if its cooked right. beef bbq is good, especially ribs, but you have to boil them for a while before you put them on the grill. im just a really big fan of bbq, and well......eating in general!!!

im kinda like you though,jhodge.........i like pork alot better, jmo.

 

how bout all y'all's cowboys

 

Now this shows why texans will never be able to be Alliance members. Alliance members are smart enough to know that Beer is the answer, not guacamole. If the beer does not put out the fire, drink some more, you might find you like it. The way out will just have to take care if itself. Further, beer has been proven to be the basis of human civilization. If you're not drinking enough beer then you're not supporting civilization, so you must not be civilized.

Damn, do I have too explain everything to you texans?